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[fortebrezza]

So, in light of this being the advice column now, or so it seems, I guess it's my turn now.

It's been a while and a couple thousand miles since I was last anywhere near the dating scene, so what do men like in regards to gifts?

Anyone who has nothing more constructive to suggest than a bedroom romp, kindly keep your comments to yourself. That

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[virucide]

Mostly depends on the guy.

[fortebrezza]

Which is why I'm looking for a range of suggestions.

[virucide]

Then you'll certainly get a lot of answers.

I'd prefer some quality time and chocolate.

[fortebrezza]

That's actually kind of cute.

[virucide]

I was lying about the first one, though.

[fortebrezza]

Well that's not helpful, now is it?

[virucide]

Guess not.

[fortebrezza]

And were you lying about the chocolates as well?

[virucide]

Of course not.

[lungrot]

you're such a fucking girl

[virucide]

Sure.

[lungrot]

quality time and chocolate

[virucide]

Quality time not with you.

[lungrot]

aw baby don't be like that

[fortebrezza]

Now boys.

[lungrot]

boy and girl*
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