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[scimmiadigomma]

Guys, some times you people use this journal thing to talk about sex. : \

What is it? How do you do it and what's the point? : |

Comments

[witchactually]

It's a form of blackmail. Used mostly by people in love.

[scimmiadigomma]

That doesnt sound very good for people who love each other.

[witchactually]

Yeah, well. Sometimes it's the only way to get what you want. Not that I'm talking from personal experience or anything. My threats mostly involve dumpsters and chickens.

[scimmiadigomma]

Huh. That's so weird.

As long as Teddy understands you, I guess that's all that matters cuz friends should know what the other person is talking about.

[witchactually]

Weird is totally an understatement, trust me.

I don't even think me and Teddy completely get it sometimes. Don't worry about it too much, OK? I don't really think the whole uh... Sex thing is something you need to worry about yet.

[scimmiadigomma]

Arrrrugh everyone keeps saying that. Is this a conspiracy?

[witchactually]

Yes. A conspiracy to conserve your sanity.

[scimmiadigomma]

....Hrn.