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[howcaniserveyou]

There are some affairs to be put in order. I am going to be in need of some hired help. As a forewarning, I am a strict taskmaster and I expect nothing less than perfection. However, if you survive working under me, the pay is quite exceptional.

I require the following positions to be filled:
・A capable chef with an excellent eye for detail

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[resolute_edge]

Maybe. I've worked as a security guard before. I can do it again. If the pay's right, that is, or if my background is good enough for you.

[howcaniserveyou]

You will be generously compensated for your time, sir. Please tell me more about your background.

[resolute_edge]

Well, what d'you need to know? I'm not in any house, but I've done plenty of jobs for the Monacello if that helps any.

[howcaniserveyou]

Ah, this is good news. I'm curious about what style of combat you prefer, for instance. That sort of thing interests me as your potential employer.

[resolute_edge]

Blades. Swords, mostly, but I can use daggers too. If I lose my swords somehow, I can use things lying around like metal pipes or basically anything else that's long, hard, and as a preference, pointy. But hell, if all that fails, I'm not too bad with my fists, either.

[howcaniserveyou]

Charming, sir. Very well. I'll need a name, a phone number, and your measurements for the uniform.

[resolute_edge]

Roronoa Zoro. XXX-992-7828. Don't know my measurements--large?