Photostory: Common Misconceptions
Daniel rambling about common misconceptions about serial killers under the cut. There are 16 images total, and there's actually more I'm going to post later that didn't really fit into this.
Warning THAR BE NUDITY! No peen, and not really anything other than nips, but if people wandering by and seeing a doll undressing is a bad thing, don't look. All you see is some chest and thigh though.
People have a lot of misconceptions about serial killers. I guess I can't really blame them, but people seem to think that serial killers are all badass bastards in boots and leather, covered in tattoos and piercings. That's not me... that's Mali actually, and he hates the thought of people dying.
Boots are awful for running in. You don't want to be stuck stationary if your victim decides to try and run away. Tennis shoes may not be the most fashionable of footwear, or the most "badass" but they're quite comfortable.
I'm really not "badass" at all. I don't have a single tattoo or piercing, and actually I'm terrified of needles. *laughs*
I'm actually not that much of a bastard either. Oh I can be of course. I'll chase someone down, slam their head against the wall and laugh in their face as they whine about how much their bloody nose and busted jaw hurt. But I'll just as quickly help an old lady with her groceries or a little girl find her lost kitten. I have a soft spot for cats.
I hate people who hurt animals or children. I also hate sexual predators. There's nothing acceptable about forcing someone to have sex with you against their will. I'm no vigilante for justice or anything, but I do promise that if I see you attempting such an act I will kill you.
Of course I'm just as liable to kill you if you talk during a movie. I really hate that.
I'm not complaining about these misconceptions by the way, I just thought I'd point that out. They help me do my job more efficiently. If everyone thought the nice guy next door with the eccentric boyfriend was a serial killer then I'd have a hell of a time. It's already hard enough with people believing it's always the quiet ones, and-
Hey, are you paying attention to what I'm saying?
It's not nice to get distracted while someone is trying to talk to you. I'm making a point here.
They say "The clothes make the man". Upon first glance you would probably think I was of the opinion that such a statement was bullshit. But personally, I like it. After all, no one suspects the nice looking young man in jeans and a t-shirt. My ass is cold.
Jeans and a t-shirt, decked out in leather or stark naked I'm just as deadly no matter what I'm wearing.
Am I any less intimidating now?
Do my meticulously folded clothes erase all of the people I've murdered, some for good reason but many for nothing more than my own amusement? Are all the lovers I have left heartbroken alone or the children I've left without mothers or fathers any more content now that I've taken off a few articles of clothing?
What about the fact that I don't have a shred of guilt for a single one of them?
No, I'm just as deadly now as I was when I started all of this... and anyone who believes otherwise is foolish.
Just something to think about for the future. Now if you don't mind me I'm going to go put some pants on.
I have no idea how one would spell "monologuing". But if you've seen The Incredibles, you know what I'm referring to. XD
Warning THAR BE NUDITY! No peen, and not really anything other than nips, but if people wandering by and seeing a doll undressing is a bad thing, don't look. All you see is some chest and thigh though.
People have a lot of misconceptions about serial killers. I guess I can't really blame them, but people seem to think that serial killers are all badass bastards in boots and leather, covered in tattoos and piercings. That's not me... that's Mali actually, and he hates the thought of people dying.
Boots are awful for running in. You don't want to be stuck stationary if your victim decides to try and run away. Tennis shoes may not be the most fashionable of footwear, or the most "badass" but they're quite comfortable.
I'm really not "badass" at all. I don't have a single tattoo or piercing, and actually I'm terrified of needles. *laughs*
I'm actually not that much of a bastard either. Oh I can be of course. I'll chase someone down, slam their head against the wall and laugh in their face as they whine about how much their bloody nose and busted jaw hurt. But I'll just as quickly help an old lady with her groceries or a little girl find her lost kitten. I have a soft spot for cats.
I hate people who hurt animals or children. I also hate sexual predators. There's nothing acceptable about forcing someone to have sex with you against their will. I'm no vigilante for justice or anything, but I do promise that if I see you attempting such an act I will kill you.
Of course I'm just as liable to kill you if you talk during a movie. I really hate that.
I'm not complaining about these misconceptions by the way, I just thought I'd point that out. They help me do my job more efficiently. If everyone thought the nice guy next door with the eccentric boyfriend was a serial killer then I'd have a hell of a time. It's already hard enough with people believing it's always the quiet ones, and-
Hey, are you paying attention to what I'm saying?
It's not nice to get distracted while someone is trying to talk to you. I'm making a point here.
They say "The clothes make the man". Upon first glance you would probably think I was of the opinion that such a statement was bullshit. But personally, I like it. After all, no one suspects the nice looking young man in jeans and a t-shirt. My ass is cold.
Jeans and a t-shirt, decked out in leather or stark naked I'm just as deadly no matter what I'm wearing.
Am I any less intimidating now?
Do my meticulously folded clothes erase all of the people I've murdered, some for good reason but many for nothing more than my own amusement? Are all the lovers I have left heartbroken alone or the children I've left without mothers or fathers any more content now that I've taken off a few articles of clothing?
What about the fact that I don't have a shred of guilt for a single one of them?
No, I'm just as deadly now as I was when I started all of this... and anyone who believes otherwise is foolish.
Just something to think about for the future. Now if you don't mind me I'm going to go put some pants on.
I have no idea how one would spell "monologuing". But if you've seen The Incredibles, you know what I'm referring to. XD