This was supposed to be typed up last night and posted, but I was far too tired, so I'll just post them both tonight.
Dear cute asian woman in the ferry terminal:
Are you aware that your underwear clashes with your skirt? Because, you see, I am.
The skirt? Is a dark royal blue, with white. Your underwear? Is bright red.
Are we seeing the problem, here?
I mean, sure, you weren't expecting the general populace to see them, but your male friend of a possibly romantic nature looks just gay enough to be offended by the clashing colors.
Please, at least pick a color that doesn't clash. On the other hand, I did only notice them due to the bright flash of red I happened to glimpse...
Sincerely,
Blinded By Panties
That is all for that one...