My Triumphant Return...
I found a random page from an old diary today. It has the tail end of a poem that MNJ wrote one night in April of 2000.
"...cause she could fit 2
cantaloupes in each breast.
That's how big they really were,
put 'em together they're bigger than her.
So she got so very snotty,
'cause all the guys thought she was a hottie.
So when her boobies were unfurled,
they would soon take over the world.
So soon she looked at them as prizes,
and increased them 10 more sizes."
I do believe that the poem started out with "There was a girl named Britney Spears, who lived in Silicon Valley" And I remember a Nick Carter poem from that same night that was rather amusing and involved a dying cat.
"...cause she could fit 2
cantaloupes in each breast.
That's how big they really were,
put 'em together they're bigger than her.
So she got so very snotty,
'cause all the guys thought she was a hottie.
So when her boobies were unfurled,
they would soon take over the world.
So soon she looked at them as prizes,
and increased them 10 more sizes."
I do believe that the poem started out with "There was a girl named Britney Spears, who lived in Silicon Valley" And I remember a Nick Carter poem from that same night that was rather amusing and involved a dying cat.