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Lessons I learned today (and a few other things)...
x Going to bed early is better than going to bed late.
x Astronomy is only good for those who go to bed at 8 p.m.
x All the rest of us fill up on energy drinks and Diet Coke beforehand.
x Super minty gum is also a nice tactic.
x It is also handy when you can't understand your Chinese T.A.
x T.A.'s like to look at you like you're crazy.
x Especially when you reference something they don't understand.
x Nobody knows who Napoleon Dynamite is.
x But fun words like "liger" make them appreciate him.
x I don't want to appreciate truck drivers whose trucks have "backing up noises."
x They can be quite smug.
x I expect them to yell, "GET OUT OF THE WAY, JACK ASS!"
x (By the way, who names their boat coast guard, anyway?)
x Did I tell you about the time I almost got hit by a HomeGrocer truck?
x There are a lot of gossipers 'round these parts.
x But gossip can be way fun.
x And time consuming.
x Just like procrastinating.
x Procrastination is the root of all evil.
x Trust me.
x I'm serious.
EDIT:
x RIOTS ON THE MCMAHON BALCONIES ARE THE BEST! (Pictures later.)
x Going to bed early is better than going to bed late.
x Astronomy is only good for those who go to bed at 8 p.m.
x All the rest of us fill up on energy drinks and Diet Coke beforehand.
x Super minty gum is also a nice tactic.
x It is also handy when you can't understand your Chinese T.A.
x T.A.'s like to look at you like you're crazy.
x Especially when you reference something they don't understand.
x Nobody knows who Napoleon Dynamite is.
x But fun words like "liger" make them appreciate him.
x I don't want to appreciate truck drivers whose trucks have "backing up noises."
x They can be quite smug.
x I expect them to yell, "GET OUT OF THE WAY, JACK ASS!"
x (By the way, who names their boat coast guard, anyway?)
x Did I tell you about the time I almost got hit by a HomeGrocer truck?
x There are a lot of gossipers 'round these parts.
x But gossip can be way fun.
x And time consuming.
x Just like procrastinating.
x Procrastination is the root of all evil.
x Trust me.
x I'm serious.
EDIT:
x RIOTS ON THE MCMAHON BALCONIES ARE THE BEST! (Pictures later.)