Knock on wood. I'm so glad I got to spend half of yesterday in a stink hole. Remind me to just stay in bed the next time I hear people eating, humping, and killing others.
Elena... Hey, you wanna go for a walk or something? I need to find my sacktoy-thing and it sounds like you could use some fresh air. Forget the paperwork today and don't mind
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If you want to start an affair with Elena, please do not use me as an excuse.
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I'm helping out a friend. Sometimes, people like helping friends and not having sex with them. SHOCK AND AWE.
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Like the rest of you, it's stunted and crude.
Is that what you call it?
Perhaps those foolish enough to have friends...
I have no intentions of finding out.
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Unfortunate for you. That's the difference between you and Axel, and Axel and I.
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My goodness, it's true. Your relationship with him is so much deeper and more meaningful. So much more interrupted by other Keyblade wielders you hold more dear, so much more rife with abandonment. How can I, a cruel, unfeeling, soulless shell of a Nobody ever hope to compete with your beautiful friendship? I believe I'll climb into a bath of hot water with my razorblades now.
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Besides, I hear you're me when you have him. If that's not pitiful, I don't know what is.
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That's a strange fantasy to project for someone who's not interested in having sex with him.
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I know it's difficult for your tiny mind, but I think it might just be possible if you try hard enough.
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