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Okay.
So.
I went grocery shopping with my mom today.
And she was waiting for this old man to get into his car and leave, right?
So she told me to offer to take the shopping cart from him so he doesn't have to go SLOWLY to put it back.
So I did.
And the old man's like, "Yes, and it's a very good cart too"
And SLOWLY, he wasn't crippled or anything, went to his car and SLOWLY started the engine and SLOWLY left.
And then my mom and I saw that it was a HANDICAP PARKING SPACE.
And the "very good" cart? IT TOOK ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF STRENGTH TO TURN IT. (Which is why my mom crashed into something)
BLOODY BASTARD.
So.
I went grocery shopping with my mom today.
And she was waiting for this old man to get into his car and leave, right?
So she told me to offer to take the shopping cart from him so he doesn't have to go SLOWLY to put it back.
So I did.
And the old man's like, "Yes, and it's a very good cart too"
And SLOWLY, he wasn't crippled or anything, went to his car and SLOWLY started the engine and SLOWLY left.
And then my mom and I saw that it was a HANDICAP PARKING SPACE.
And the "very good" cart? IT TOOK ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF STRENGTH TO TURN IT. (Which is why my mom crashed into something)
BLOODY BASTARD.