Snarky drabble time.
A short SPD drabble inspired by my stepfather. It contains some Syd snark and is titled "Heated Bread." 100 words, no spoilers unless you count buttery references.
WARNING: Do not read if you don't like to see Bridge get pwned or Syd act mean.
"Enjoying your bread and butter, Syd?"
The pink ranger looked up from her white and yellow breakfast. "It's toast, Bridge." She her hand up to her face, wiggling her fingers. "Buttery, you know?"
"That's not toast; it's heated bread."
Syd looked at her food again. "It's toast. I put it in a toaster, it came out, I put butter on it."
"That is not toast. Although it is buttery." The green ranger compulsively wiggled his fingers.
"So are you not really a geek because you're half baked?" She snarled.
Bridge whined and walked away, leaving Syd to enjoy her toast.
WARNING: Do not read if you don't like to see Bridge get pwned or Syd act mean.
"Enjoying your bread and butter, Syd?"
The pink ranger looked up from her white and yellow breakfast. "It's toast, Bridge." She her hand up to her face, wiggling her fingers. "Buttery, you know?"
"That's not toast; it's heated bread."
Syd looked at her food again. "It's toast. I put it in a toaster, it came out, I put butter on it."
"That is not toast. Although it is buttery." The green ranger compulsively wiggled his fingers.
"So are you not really a geek because you're half baked?" She snarled.
Bridge whined and walked away, leaving Syd to enjoy her toast.