[Voice Post] ... What the hell?

[onlysanechimera]

Toshi! Atem! Congratulations! I guess some good came out of an Econtra holiday for once...

*sniff sniff* Does anyone smell smoke?

...

*stream of curses* *'his' voice seems to have jumped a major third* WHAT THE HELL? Okay, the love thing was bad enough - sorry about that, Shelke - but this

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[prinny_queen]

You said bad words.

[onlysanechimera]

Yes. Yes I...

Hold on. Etna?

[prinny_queen]

Huh? Hey, how'd you know my name? Do I know you funny lady?

[onlysanechimera]

... Wha? Oh, for...

It's me. Zel.

[prinny_queen]

Zel's a funny name for a lady.

!!!

ARE YOU ONE OF THE KIDNAPPERS?!

[onlysanechimera]

That's probably because I'm supposed to be male.

No, I'm not. *sigh* You don't remember me, do you?

[prinny_queen]

..... Huh?

Wha? Another person that I forgot...? Why are there people here that I should know? I've never been here before!

[onlysanechimera]

No. You don't. It's, um, complicated. Because, um... You've never been here before... yet?

Yes, that's it. You'll be here in the future, which is where everyone knows you from! I hope she doesn't figure out I just made that up off the top of my head.

[prinny_queen]

T-The future...?

.....

This depressing place is my future?! No way! I wanna be Overlord of the Netherworld like the King!!

[onlysanechimera]

Yep, that's definitely Etna.

No, um... it isn't your whole future. You come here for a while in the future, only... you came here a while in the future before now! I really wish I was a better liar.

[prinny_queen]

....

You suck at lying, lady. How can this be my future and not my future at the same time?!

[onlysanechimera]

I meant this isn't your whole future. Only some of it. I really really hope.

[prinny_queen]

Hm... Well this is a stupid future! I don't want this to be in my future!

.... You're gonna be my new vassal and take me home, okay, weird lady?

[onlysanechimera]

Okay, one? Don't call me "weird lady". My name's... Well, Zel's probably about as much as you can manage of it anyway. And normally I'm male. I think the same thing that turned brought you here turned me into a girl.

And two? I'm afraid I'd make a lousy vassal. I don't take orders well.

[prinny_queen]

... [sniff] I wanna go home... This place is weird...

[onlysanechimera]

Join the club. No, I can't say that to a kid.

I'll try to find a way to get you home. I just won't be a vassal doing it, okay, Etna?