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[onlynewlife]

Calling all people in need of a roommate:

I am looking to move into a place probably sometime next month. I...cannot afford my own place right now. So, I'm looking for:

• Age: 18-30 (preferably on the higher end of that scale, but I'm not picky); male or female, doesn't matter
• No smoking
• No children (sorry, I love kids, but I don't think I'm ready to

Comments

[a_hat_trick]

Oh, sorry, you lost me.

[onlynewlife]

Oh really? What did ya in? It's the kids, huh? I knew you were somebody's baby daddy lol

[a_hat_trick]

Nope. I'm totally anti-social.

And have three dogs, a rat, and a cockatiel. Sorry about that one.

[onlynewlife]

Liar.

Do you really? I can deal with the dogs, but the bird would annoy me and rats are omg so creepy...

[a_hat_trick]

I am, too! It's one of those things gamers, do. OH and you'd have to deal with my PS3. And X-Box. And one of these days I'm getting a Wii.

Nope. I had some interesting pets back home but they live with their Auntie Sarah now.

[onlynewlife]

You're getting a what...? PS like Playstation? There's three now?!

...I really wish I thought having you as a roommate would be a good idea, but I now that I think of it, I'm kinda scared it'll bite us in the ass...

Interesting how?

[a_hat_trick]

Oh, yeah, welcome to 2010. Three Playstations, and the Wii is the most insanely brilliant gaming system in the history of ever. If I DO--no, WHEN I do get one, you'll have to play it. Even non-gamers love this thing.

Just not your typical run of the mill type. Sid and Nancy are--reptiles.

[onlynewlife]

Who makes it? The Wii, I mean. Tell me Nintendo. Please say Nintendo didn't die with the friggen Game Cube. That was a disgrace to Mario Bros. if ever there was one. And, oh really? Only if there's Mario. That's the only way you'll get me to play. I haven't played a video game in like ten years :-P

lol Sid and Nancy? That's just not right haha What kind of reptiles? Snakes are creepy, iguanas are cool. Just for reference.

[a_hat_trick]

It just happens to be Nintendo. Oh, hell, I knew you were perfect There is Mario. Original Mario, even. And Mario Kart which is sort of a growing addiction. And that's not to mention Guitar Hero which I can picture getting you hooked on pretty quickly.

Well, there were two, we were pretty sure they were male and female, what else did you want! Anyway, um, more along the iguana territory. The big goofy looking kind, not the slithery sort.

[onlynewlife]

OMG I loved Mario Kart! I used to play with Shaina's little brother all the time when we were kids! Back on the Nintendo 64. Those were the days... What's Guitar Hero?

I don't know, but Sid and Nancy, that's just wrong (in the most amusing of ways, I might add). Well that's kinda cool then. Dano had an iguana once. But then winter rolled around and Dano didn't consider the necessity for a heat lamp... She was really friendly, so they're okay in my book.

[a_hat_trick]

Okay, well, you know how in Mario Kart you're driving and all? Well the Wii is more sensitive to your motions and you basically drive it like a real car. It's insane, I swear, you're going to love it. And Guitar Hero is a game with life-sized guitars and the notes come up on the screen and you play along to real rock songs and try to keep up as it shows you what to play--aw, hell, I have it for my PS3 so you'll just have to check it out.

Oh, they were pretty amazing. Tons of trouble, though, I actually got them when they were basically tearing apart a hospital.

[onlynewlife]

Wait, what? How? Like with the steering wheel thing they released back in the day or...? Oh cool! There's no AC/DC on there, right...? Oh, really? Cool, I'm totally in. If for no other reason than I'm really curious, now.

...wtf were reptiles doing in a hospital?!