I Just Haven't Met You Yet
People like to set me up. Or at least look for someone to set me up with. I couldn't tell you how often people tell me, "I have a guy for you." The 65 year old woman I work with (who is fantastic) talked to some manager at the restaurant she was eating at, and when I saw her the next day she tells me, "I found a boyfriend for you!" She told me that I need to get out and stop watching American Idol. She's probably right, but hopefully if I met the right dude, he wouldn't care that I have an unusual love for a singing competition. Maybe he would even watch it with me.
But what is it about me that people think that I absolutely NEED a dude in my life? Not that I would mind it. Maybe I do want it... I do. Just not Jesus kid from work. Everyone likes to joke that I am destined to be with him. Not happening unless he shaves his Jesus beard and starts wearing a stronger deodorant. He's a nice kid and all, but hell no.
But what is it about me that people think that I absolutely NEED a dude in my life? Not that I would mind it. Maybe I do want it... I do. Just not Jesus kid from work. Everyone likes to joke that I am destined to be with him. Not happening unless he shaves his Jesus beard and starts wearing a stronger deodorant. He's a nice kid and all, but hell no.