GUYS, GUYS, I FEEL THAT SUNDANCE IS GOING TO BE THE BEST EVER THIS YEAR! Not only is the lovely Kathryn Erbe premiering a film there (!!!!), my girl Kristen has TWO films there, The Runaways and Welcome to the Rileys. I honestly can't decide which I'm more excited for: on the one hand, in WTTR she plays a stripper (I WILL DIE) but then on the other hand James Gandolfini is in it and tbh I have never been able to see his appeal (HOW did Tony Soprano get so many women into bed, seriously? I don't think he's attractive at all). I think in terms of actual flailing I will be doing more of that in The Runaways because, you know, she'll be JOAN fucking JETT. And making out with Dakota Fanning. FOR SERIOUS.
Anyway, there were a whole load of promo pics and such released yesterday for both films and they are all under the cut.
First, Welcome to the Rileys, because there's less for that and tbh it's a little less ~exciting.
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KRISTEN. IN BED. *dies* Apart from that small fact, my favourite bit is right at the end when the vulnerability comes through - there was a still released of that bit. I've got an icon that I need to upload of that too.
GOOD GOD. *DYING AGAIN*
OK, now The Runaways. There aren't any really good clips apart from the trailer I embedded a few weeks ago, but there are LOADs of fantastic promo shots. I've decided I will caption them with what they are labelled as on my computer because I feel the names sum it all up quite well.
Underage drinking! (and wow, Dakota has completely grown up now. And I have to say, I really like the JJ!hair on Kristen.)
Hot damn. (it's the makeup here that I really love.)
OMG CROTCH. Seriously, I feel that photos like this should come with a warning. HER PANTS ARE UNDONE. *drools*
I saved the very best till last (you guys, you should have been there for the drooling that went on at
team_kbitch over this picture!)
OMG THEIR HIPS JESUS CHRIST. THEIR SMILES! I THINK THAT THIS MIGHT BE THE PART WHERE THE MAKEOUT AND ENSUING SEX HAPPENS. SO EXCITED! (I really want there to be some Joan/Cherie fic in the world!! And possibly some Kristen/Dakota! I feel ~inspired to write some J/C from this picture. Keep your eyes peeled for that coming up then!
Right then. To make this post slightly more interesting to the majority of my flist: PORN BATTLE!! (I almost wrote PROM BATTLE lol - speaking of which: anyone like to travel a few thousand miles and come with me to my school prom? No one? OK, continue reading :D)
SOME ACTUALLY WANTS
BIBLE PORN. I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER THIS IS REALLY GROSS OR REALLY AWESOME. OR BOTH. (
omiceti, weren't you going to write some Olivia/Jesus fic at some point?)
I think I might participate this year! I have a few prompts and I may even write something. Although I doubt it will turn out at all porny, tbh. It kind of embarrasses me when I write it myself.
One last thing for the Cynic! Some
pics of Steph at LAX! And while her manjaw is as pronounced as always, her ass looks great. Hope that makes you feel a tiny bit better, darling! You know I've got my fingers crossed for you and Milo <333
I feel like I have fulfilled my perv quotient for the day week month. I think I will go and do some Chemistry.