Dec 03, 2004 15:19
Hmm...I'm gonna try something...
Jill opined about her paid account status coming to an end, and she was inundated with people paying for her account...
...so in an uncharacteristic move, I'm whoring myself out.
Help a brutha out?
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Her - Gorgeous chick
You - hairy guy
Her - didn't ask
You - asked and looked pathetic
Therefore, no lj for you!
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duuuuuuuuuude.
that was sad.
Firstly, you have an actual income.
Secondly, you are not a hot chick who by some fucked up miracle might actually want to bang me if I were to do something kind and generous like pay your lj dues.
I mean, I'm quite sure that nobody has ever gotten sex in exchange for lj dues, at least not that I've ever heard of, although come to think of it some of the sluts on this site would probably give a blowjob in order to be able to do polls, which is irrelevant, because even if we were in prison together I would not want a blowjob from you, although if a gang of angry mexican gangmember prisoners was threating our lives and my only options were to either fuck you in the ass or let you fuck me in the ass, I think I'd prefer to do the fucking.
either way, i can't even be bothered to pay my own lj, so don't even dream that I might pay yours.
Unless you could figure out some way I could bang your girlfriend's sister.
She's crazy, but she kinda turns me on.
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I knew no one would step up to pay for my LJ. Just thought it would be interesting to see.
And as far as my girlfriend's sister goes...I think all you'd have to do is tell her what an ass her boyfriend is and buy her a couple of drinks. How hard could it be?
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