MemeCreator3000

[onlyforward]

I see all these wishlists on my friends list...it's the new Meme apparently.

I'm having the reverse problem. I don't know what I want for Christmas.

So I'm enlisting the help of you fine folks.

Tell me three things I should ask for for Christmas based on what you know of me....and if you want, post this in your journal so others can do

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[azraelsdaisy]

1. Gift Certificate to Goldie's.
2. Surround Sound System (assuming you don't have one)
3. Lucas and I ask everyone for gift certificates to Best Buy. We usually make off with like 300 bucks worth. Fun for movie and video games shopping sprees. I highly recommend it. It's especially fun watching the 16 year old at the counter scan your gift certificates one by one, calling her manager over like a Pit Boss to make sure you aren't cheating.

[onlyforward]

Lol..and what am I going to buy myself at Goldies?

If I was a chick, I'd get one of those butterfly vibrators and wear it ALL day long..but I'm a guy and they have no such device.

[azraelsdaisy]

Why are men so blind?

COUPLES PLAY DEVICES AT GOLDIE'S!!!!!! Pleasure for BOTH of you. Massage oils. Top of the line lubricants. Toys toys toys!

And costumes if you're into that.

[onlyforward]

Why are women so blind? I want something for xmas for ME...not US. lol

[azraelsdaisy]

You must trust me when I say that a gift of that genre is most DEFINITELY a gift for you.

Unless you are the selfish type in bed, which I hear is not the case as you tend to toot your own horn quite a bit. And Jill does too. If it is the case, though, I may have to inform Jill of the joy of lesbian sex (but for the record, I will not be involved).