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onlyfive

things i am wondering # 586:

May 29, 2009 00:06

does 30 feel different, because 28 feels like EVERY OTHER NUMBER.

i am totally sober right now.

!journal, lucy what are you doing, !nexus

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frieswiththat May 30 2009, 05:21:52 UTC

Wait, it's your birthday? Shiiiiit, yo. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

frieswiththat May 30 2009, 05:23:16 UTC

Also 30 doesn't feel any different, unless you had LIFE GOALS to expected to accomplish by then, in which case you just feel like a hopeless loser.

onlyfive May 30 2009, 07:23:12 UTC

THANK YOUUUU i am still mostly sober i am kind of proud of myself.

oh. so as long as i'm on the force i'll feel okay. :(

frieswiththat May 30 2009, 07:25:17 UTC

I'm proud of you too. THUMBS UP SOLDIER.

And oh, good! Good. :D

I'm gonna be 33 in August. Auuuugggggggggghh.

onlyfive May 30 2009, 07:37:09 UTC

hell yes.

33 isn't old! i mean if you were turning, like, 90 or something i would be concerned, but you're not.

frieswiththat May 30 2009, 07:40:07 UTC

It's old in terms of -- and I'm gonna quote a TOSTITOS commercial here -- "If you don't use your baby factory, it might shut down." Did you know that women over 35 have a greater chance of having a baby with birth defects?

And even if I adopt... I'm not even in a committed relationship/married right now... what if I'm not until I'm like, 40? I'll be going to their kindergarten recital and people will be like, "Oh, little Shaychild, is that your grandma?"

:| :| :| CONCERNS IN MY LIFE.

onlyfive May 30 2009, 07:43:34 UTC

SIMMER DOWN. more and more ladies are having babies a little later on though, so it's not like it's the end of the world, and people are used to older mommies so i doubt they'd call you grandma.

YOU'RE STILL OKAY.

frieswiththat May 30 2009, 07:45:55 UTC

BUT I WANTED TO BE A MILF. NOT A GMILF!

...Oh god, Lucy, I am so sorry. I am... it's almost Ladytiem.

onlyfive May 30 2009, 07:46:50 UTC

BUT YOU WOULDN'T BE A GRANDMA SO YOU'D BE A MILF!!

no it's cool, we should get ice cream.

frieswiththat May 30 2009, 07:48:52 UTC

BUT IF THEY DIDN'T KNOW Oooooooooh goddddd.

Double chocolate chip. DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP.

onlyfive May 30 2009, 07:49:57 UTC

i'm sure they'd just be like 'daaamn, bitch is hot.'

fuck yeah.

frieswiththat May 30 2009, 07:54:18 UTC

Aw bb. You're too kind.

fuck yeaaaaah

onlyfive May 30 2009, 07:56:08 UTC

i'm just SAYING.

that made me laugh so hard, perhaps i am more drunk than i thought.

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