things i am wondering # 586:

[onlyfive]

does 30 feel different, because 28 feels like EVERY OTHER NUMBER.

i am totally sober right now.

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[liam_did_it]

You know what might feel different? An eighteen year old in his prime.

UNF UNF.

[onlyfive]

sfghth marcus.

[liam_did_it]

It had to be said.

[onlyfive]

just ftr, my brother likes to think that i'm fucking and/or dating like every guy i talk to and he does this cute little thing where he thinks he's big, bad and protective so this is fair warning, even if iii dunno where he is right now.

he shows up at weird times.

[liam_did_it]

Is that supposed to scare me?

[onlyfive]

no, he's not very scary.

it's more so you're not like 'who the fuck is this dude' when he's making angry emotes and stuff.

[liam_did_it]

Now I kinda want to meet him. I could use the lulz right now.

[onlyfive]

he's pretty cool though, in a little-brother way, when he's not DRUNK DIALING MY FRIENDS.

[liam_did_it]

Think he'd be interested in this ballerina chick that's bugging the shit out of me?

[onlyfive]

i try not to think about his escapades/types, as weirdly fascinated as he is with mine.

a ballerina chick, huh?

[liam_did_it]

So she claims. If she dances as well as she knows horses...

Anyway, she wants to be my friend and she weirds me out. It's like talking to me, with tits. Only with less personality.

Maybe if you fix him um (not with the weird ballerina thing) then he won't be interested in what you do? Or who you do...like me!

P.S. I'm never not going to hit on you, jsyk

[onlyfive]

ouch.

maybe she likes the creepy similarities. maybe that's what gets her going.

i wonder if i can find him someone that will take up all of his time. SWEET FREEDOM.

ps: i figured.

[liam_did_it]

Or she just likes the fact that my dad's famous and yeah...nothing new there. I hate those hanger-on types.

It says Something that I am automatically suspicious of people claiming to like me for me, y/y?

Find him someone really clingy and needy. That should work.

P.S. it's nothing personal. really.

[onlyfive]

people like that suck.

the people that really do are keepers, buuut there's the matter of who is being genuine. :(

ahhh, i dunno if i'm willing to be that mean to him though? especially if she turned out to be a crazy stalker or something.

ps: y, i guessed it was just one of those things.

[liam_did_it]

Most people suck, it just depends on how much suckage you feel like tolerating.

No one. Ever.

You can always get him a gift certificate to Good Vibrations. He can occupy himself and be too busy to bug you.

P.S. You're awesome, that's why I keep giving you the chance to sleep with me.

[onlyfive]

or what kind of suckage doesn't make you murderous.

there are some. ... somewhere.

on second thought, i will let him fend for himself.

ps: that's very kind of you.