thirteen; 4th wall? What's that?

[onlyapparate]

Well now, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to all our guests

Comments

[toothballs]

Soooo... how many dark arts are there around here if you need a whole class for 'em?

[onlyapparate]

Oh, dozens! Some say hundreds. Unfortunately, the Dark Arts are one of the fastest growing forms of magic nowadays. The fact that the Ministry can barely regulate its practitioners makes them an even greater threat! That's why it's important to take my class.

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[toothballs]

Whaaa--?

[toothballs]

Maybe I shouldn't go here! Hide under some muggles, yeah!

[toothballs]

done!

[toothballs]

Hey, mister! Why are you telling people this stuff, anyway?

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[onlyapparate]

Hide under some muggles...?

[onlyapparate]

It's my job! Our students need to know these things so that they can be safe out in the world! The students at Hogwarts are the Ministers, Medi-Witches and Aurors or tomorrow, you know?

[toothballs]

Hey, do you always yell at little kids?

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[onlyapparate]

You yelled first!

[onlyapparate]

I-I mean... [ Get a hold of yourself, Tobi! ] I-- I apologize.

This subject hits very close to home for me. It isn't to be taken lightly.

[toothballs]

Huh, I guess that makes you a good teacher. Better 'n getting hot and heavy between classes, at least.

[onlyapparate]

E-excuse me?

[toothballs]

You know, bumping and grinding? Doing the deed? Some grown-ups these days... you can't take 'em anywhere without some babies popping out!

[onlyapparate]

What?! What on earth are you talking about? What's a child doing saying things like that?!

[toothballs]

Hey, you asked.