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thirty; gay is a good excuse for three posts in a week

Nov 06, 2010 00:37

It's....... good to know that I was happy? And that someday I'll tell Miharu about what happened...

[ asdfghjkl;;;; BUT BEING GAY IN THE FUTURE WHAT IS THAT? AND HAVING FUZZY MEMORIES ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS WITH CERTAIN PEOPLE IS NEVER FUN. NOT. GONNA. TALK. ABOUT IT....strikes unhackable, btw. ]

gaybari, c; yukimi, c; dean winchester, love fail, not as planned, post-event, c; spencer, c; kelly sullivan, /passes out, kill you yukimi, c; maron, bad memories, what on earth is this, c; gabriel, bawwwwww my life sucks

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ohmygodshoez November 6 2010, 04:52:15 UTC

Were you gay in the future?!

onlyapparate November 6 2010, 05:08:39 UTC

H-h-h-how is that any of your business??

ohmygodshoez November 6 2010, 05:09:59 UTC

Because if you're gay then I need to take pictures of you so I can afford my future shoe company!

onlyapparate November 6 2010, 05:28:17 UTC

I'm not gay!

[ UNHACKABLE: ] At least, I don't think I am...

ohmygodshoez November 6 2010, 05:31:15 UTC

Sir, I really, really want my shoe company, so it's important that you answer truthfully and then allow me to photograph you.

onlyapparate November 6 2010, 05:34:24 UTC

As of this moment, I am not. gay.

Why on earth would you want to photograph me?

ohmygodshoez November 6 2010, 05:36:04 UTC

Well, sir, to put it bluntly, you're hot. And in gay photography, hotness really sells.

I'd be willing to pay you!

onlyapparate November 7 2010, 01:35:56 UTC

No! I'm a teacher! I have a reputation to uphold! You can't bribe your teachers into taking compromising photographs!

...I could give you detention for even suggesting this!

ohmygodshoez November 7 2010, 15:42:48 UTC

Sir, would you really put someone in detention for trying their hardest to be successful at life?

onlyapparate November 7 2010, 21:25:13 UTC

No, but I could subtracts points from their house if they're soliciting teachers and students into posing for pictures of questionable content. It's inappropriate and intrusive to even suggest such a thing.

ohmygodshoez November 7 2010, 21:27:27 UTC

It's not like I want you to get naked.

God, what do people think I'm trying to do, start pornography? That's not what i'm going for.

onlyapparate November 8 2010, 01:52:38 UTC

Not everyone wants to display themselves for profit, you understand. It's inappropriate, given that the sort of content you want to put on display is something most would consider private. It's also extremely disrespectful to make assumptions about anyone's sexual orientation, professor or otherwise.

I'm afraid it's not negotiable, Miss Sullivan. I'm going to have to give you detention.

ohmygodshoez November 8 2010, 01:57:46 UTC

For clarifying what I was doing?! How. is. that. fair.

This place is so ridiculously uptight and unfair and homophobic!

well you know what sir? You're too late, I already got a detention, because another teacher was just as homophobic as you.

And professor dumbledore doesn't even care.

onlyapparate November 8 2010, 02:03:38 UTC

It's inappropriate to approach students and professors by directly addressing their sexual orientation and asking them to pose compromisingly for your pictures. Homophobia has nothing to do with it; regardless of whether the couple is of the same gender or not, anyone would feel uncomfortable after being approached in such a way.

Accusing your teachers of homophobia doesn't help your case either, Miss Sullivan. I'm very sorry, but I'm deducting ten points from Slytherin as well. Hopefully this opportunity will teach you to exercise a little more self-restraint around your peers.

ohmygodshoez November 8 2010, 02:09:32 UTC

You know what? I'm done talking to you when you're not going to...

[here have some restraint]

effing listen to an effing word I have to say.

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