Funny Story

[onlyacoin]

Ran into that kid that sings all the fucking time and Cerberus bit the shit out of him. It made him stop singing, though, so things couldn't have gone better.

Oh, yeah. Thanatos gave me that one dog he was gonna use to kill Dion's cat. I named him Cerberus.

Let that be a lesson to you, kid. Quit making noise.

Comments

[notinacookie]

You have a dog?

[onlyacoin]

Yeah. Have you seen him yet? He's fucking huge.

[notinacookie]

NO I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM YET! WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN HIM YET, CHARON? Huge puppies are the best.

[onlyacoin]

Because you haven't been by enough.

[notinacookie]

... I've been a little sniffy, smelly, gross and--is there an actual adjective for vomit-y?

Can I come now? I'm better now.

[onlyacoin]

Yeah, come on over.