{BACKDATED TO YESTERDAY}

[onlyacasson]

They can't just trap us in here! What if we don't want to celebrate Thanksgiving? Haven't they even thought of that? I'm not even American! Some people here aren't even from Earth!

[Suddenly, a horrifying thought occurs to her]

... What if we need to use the restroom?

OOC: Actionspam totally open for the family, if they want!

Comments

[he_aintheavy]

Stupid Америке.

[onlyacasson]

... What?

[he_aintheavy]

Stupid Америке and his stupid holidays.

Should be spending time with brother, not stupid fake family.

[onlyacasson]

Maybe he's not obsessed.

[he_aintheavy]

Obsessed with hamburgers.

[onlyacasson]

I'll bet he doesn't threaten to kill for them!

[he_aintheavy]

Нет.

But always eating hamburger.

[onlyacasson]

That's better than threatening to murder.

[he_aintheavy]

Not if little child has seen Америке eating hamburgers.

[onlyacasson]

I don't care how they eat them. It's better than murder.

[he_aintheavy]

Little child is obsessed with murder.

Have only done once in little town. Bastard got better.

[onlyacasson]

Once is one time too many.

[he_aintheavy]

Bastard got better.

[onlyacasson]

The intent matters, too!

[he_aintheavy]

Brother has said not to kill.

Will not kill.

[onlyacasson]

Good, then.