monday night reaction post
PRISON BREAK AND HEROES REACTION POSTS. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED.
PRISON BREAK.
Firstly, "There's a bad joke about Sara in there somewhere" made me scream out loud and scared my dogs away. I was immensely offended and entertained all at once. FUCK PRISON BREAK. Why am I still watching this show? Oh yes, the denial. And all the shadowed MiSa angst I hope to find glimpses of. And Michael's ultimate break down. And the suprise ending next week, that, naturally, will be Sara's return. Okay, so maybe I'm still in denial. But as Michael always says, YOU HAVE T HAVE FAITH. And when I say faith, I do of course mean warping your mind to an almost patholical point. But whatever. Same thing in the world, don't you think?
"I'm guessing you always won the elementary science fair." Hellz yeah Michael did. WTF HE MADE AN EMP. Who the hell has the skills to make an EMP in prison. Apparently Michael does. Because he is made of win. Mostly. Ha.
Dude. T-Bag+Prostitute Nun = hot sex. Or rape. One of those.
LMAO at Lincoln checking out Whistler(or is he?! dun dun dun...)'s girlfriend. Haha. Man. That guy hasn't had any real female contact since before Fox River. And that was mostly crack whores, I would guess. And before that Lisa and Veronica. Haha. Veronica's dead. I'm still not the least bit sad about that. ANYWAY.
DON'T KILL LJ, OKAY COMPANY? OKAY. I wonder if LJ has an LJ. That would be neat.
"There's a bad joke about Sara in there somewhere."
oihoei;j;rjh. onward.....
HEROES.
Kristen Bell is ever-so lovely, don't you think? HER HAIR IS FUCKING GORGEOUS AND SHE LOOKS TOTALLY HOT. I mean....quite a step up from Veronica Mars? Yeah. That's what I meant. AHEM. Dude. SHE HAS FORCE LIGHTING FROM STAR WARS. Essentially. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LYRADI? Yeah. Who do you think her daddy is? [Luke, I am your father.]
Ahem.
"Don't even get me started on my mom." Micah's so cute. And wtf is going on with Nikki/Jessica. Is it wrong that I like both versions equally? Anyway. "My dad can walk through walls." Oh, Micah. You slay me. *gives him hug* I LIKE THIS MONICA CHICK. I could care less about those Mexicans [THEY'RE WITH SYLAR, FTW!!!!!], but Monica is pretty damn awesome. I love how it runs in the family. And how Micah says it so casually. I can't wait for him to be all like, "I changed the outcome of the Presidential race." And freak her out. Woo.
DID YOU NOTICE MATT GIVE MOLLY ESKIMO KISSES? That was adorable. He's so fatherly. HIS FATHER IS CRAZY. Man. He like...locked them up in an illusion of their own inner fears or something twisted like that. It was awesome.
I MISSED CLAIRE SO MUCH. It was sad without her this episode.
HRG is gonna shoot a bitch next week. I'm interested in who.
AND WHY IS MOHINDER NOW EVIL? LEAVE THE COMPANY NOW, BEFORE IT CORRUPTS YOU, YOUNG GRASSHOPPER. Or something to that effect.
I'll stop now.
I can't wait till House tomorrow. WOO. :]