Back off, bitch.
Say "hello" to my new boyfriend, Mo Rocca. If you don't know who he is, I suggest you watch I Love the 90s tonight on VH1.
I'm going to the eye doctor today and I HATE the eye doctor. I have really terrible vision and they always make such a huge deal about it. "Mrs. Berry, you do understand that your daughter is almost legally blind, correct?" PLEASE STFU. I'm getting new glasses though, which makes me VERY happy.
I'm driving on I-45 today. (The most congested Interstate in the universe.) Wish me luck.