First Record [Text]

[only_one_raoul]

[It's pretty hard to fool yourself into thinking what you're experiencing is just a dream, especially after a week. It's been two, now, and as nice as the reassurance that "We're working on it" is, it's not at all comforting when the reality is 'Everything you know doesn't exist anymore

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Sollux is miserable. You should be miserable too.*

get u2ed two iit, we'll probably be here for awhiile and there'2 probably no real chance of 2eeiing your chrii2tiine again.

[Text]

[only_one_raoul]

[...what the fu-- the "translated" transcript also carries over the troll method of writing, so it's still yellow and misusing the number two as best it can. Because what fun would a real translation be?

So Raoul is just... staring. And not responding. Because it's awkward to read, and also super rude.]

[Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*He's feeling...well its not really helpful to translate...at least slightly less difficult than normal. Or perhaps he just wants to share his pain more.*

We're stuck here for a long time and your friends are dead, get used to it.

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[only_one_raoul]

[Thanks, asshole the second. Now Raoul can't just pretend you're not here.]

She's not dead.

[What kind of sick world would save the Phantom and not the hot girlfriend?]

Re: [Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

Fine, she's not dead.

She just doesn't exist anymore.

[Text]

[only_one_raoul]

She'll come back.

Re: [Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

Don't hold your breath. You have like a .00000002 chance of ever seeing her again, and that's a fucking optimistic estimate.

Face it, you're stuck here with the rest of us waiting for something that will probably never come, at least not in our lifetimes. Get over her already.

*Because he's doing such a great job of that himself, after all.*

[Text]

[only_one_raoul]

I can't believe that. I refuse to.

[Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

ehehehe. We'll see how long that lasts.

[Text]

[only_one_raoul]

As long as it takes.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

ehehehe, 2ure, 2ure.