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Jan 21, 2008 16:42

::The whitespace today looks remarkably like an apartment. There's a couch, a TV, a couple of mismatched chairs around a wine-stained kitchen table... a kappa snoring on the couch...::

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feline_casanova January 22 2008, 00:46:53 UTC
::Said snoring kappa is about to have a traumatized, far-too-sober assassin dropped on him. Hi, Gojyo!::

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sexy_sha January 22 2008, 00:55:05 UTC
::You should be grateful you're familiar, Yohji, or else this yelling might have been head-punching. As it is...::

What the fuck are you doing?!

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feline_casanova January 22 2008, 00:58:50 UTC
Hey, it's not like I asked to be dropped on your bony ass. ::Seriously, ow. There will now be disgruntled scooting over this-a way and lighting a cigarette.::

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sexy_sha January 22 2008, 01:05:38 UTC
Oi. If you're landin' on somethin' hard, it's not my ass Kudoh.

::Smoking? GENIUS.:: You look like hell.

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feline_casanova January 22 2008, 01:11:44 UTC
Thanks. I pretty much feel like hell, too. And if your dick's that lumpy, you might want to think about seeing a doctor.

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sexy_sha January 22 2008, 01:13:27 UTC
If it's lumpy, it's 'cause some asshole fell on it and broke it.

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feline_casanova January 22 2008, 01:20:11 UTC
Sucks to be you then, doesn't it?

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sexy_sha January 22 2008, 01:25:47 UTC
You kidding? Sucks to be everyone. ::siiiigh:: A guy this gorgeous, and some blond had to go and take him outta commission.

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feline_casanova January 22 2008, 01:30:23 UTC
Not my fault you're so delicate. And at least you got taken out by the sexiest blond around. ::preen::

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sexy_sha January 22 2008, 01:36:38 UTC
Yeah, an' I'm sure that'll be a comfort to all th'other blonds... an' redheads... an' brunettes... "Oh, Gojyo, won't you come up to my room?" "Sorry, sugar, but this skinny guy made that impossible."

::wrist to forehead, hammin' it up:: "Oh, Gojyo, that's terrible and tragic!"

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feline_casanova January 22 2008, 01:43:48 UTC
And then I can comfort them with some real lovin'. I'm failing to see the problem, here.

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sexy_sha January 22 2008, 01:58:26 UTC
You couldn't replace me on three of your best days combined. ...Although that is kinda a pretty image, there.

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feline_casanova January 22 2008, 02:40:17 UTC
Keep dreaming, Sha. It's common knowledge I'm the best there is, which is why the ladies keep coming back for more.

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sexy_sha January 22 2008, 04:06:13 UTC
You're deluded. ...An' I'm sober! ::to the fridge!:: Let's see if I can fix that.

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feline_casanova January 22 2008, 23:36:08 UTC
Sobriety seems to be going around, and that's really just a crime. We should definitely do something about that.

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sexy_sha January 23 2008, 00:02:02 UTC
Consider it done, m'man.

::check it out! big bottle of rum, and a six-pack of soda.::

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