that feeling
amazing weekend. amazing, drama-free, fun weekend. i got a feeling this weekend that i haven't felt in a long time. the feeling that your friends may know you better than you know yourself. it is a great feeling. i miss that, i wish i was still there. had some good conversations, some that i wish were still able to be continued. saw a lot of people i hadn't seen in a while and it was like no time had passed. i can't think of anymore words that can explain how happy i was this weekend.
now let's start off with our lime green ford focus that enterprise graciously loaned to us. mix that with screaming "ROAD TRIP" every ten minutes, airbands, the fray and let's not forget our theme song of the weekend, shiney disco balls. upon arriving in the bay, the following are famous quotes that i am sure will be repeated immensly in the future. i tried to put them in order but then got lazy because it involved a lot of thinking!
"want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
"crappy windshield wipers + body butter = GOODA"
"remember to keep my eyes OPEN when driving and singing to sinead o'conner"
"E-BRAKE!!!"
"awkward"......"no eugene, what would be award is if i was explaining to the waitress that i had to get a pap smear"........"i...uh....um..."
"most excellent"......."what are you saying?"......."oh dear god you have picked up on his lingo from bill and ted's excellent adventure"
my ass is on fire....or i have a lot of gas?? either way all of mcdonald's seemed to enjoy it!
BAD ASS
"you do realize you're grinding up on a gay man?"
"karen...karen....clocks.....clocks.....flava flav....whore..." "yes?"
"man, c-sections are horrible, i would never want to get that done..."
"i can't believe you only got me ONE slice!"......."you only asked for one"......"but it is 2 for 1, when i ask for one slice, one should automatically assume that i would get two slices!"
11.5 inches to a sewing kit blasting crotch holes
"i am so glad we are drunk together again!"......hands cupping both boobs.
"and you have had A LOT of experience"
"glen cockerton is HOT!!"
"...and it was when he stuck his hands down my pants that i decided it was time to leave."
"i am not going to explain how, but he kicked me in the ear and it gushed blood everwhere!"
"BROADHEAD"
8:30 AM....."HIIIIIIIIIIIII"......"fuck off karen"....."man you're crabby in the morning, i am going to go bug khala and amanda."
"why does the airplane feel like a sexual position right now? why are we so out of breathe?"
"i feel the need to make everyone aware of my cough"
"did you want me to support your smoking, drinking AND eating habits this weekend??"
"i bet i can stick these stickers on her ass without her knowing, better yet i bet i can move them around too"
"HE'S SLEEPING WITH HIS PROFESSOR!!!!"
now those are what i have, i probably missed a few, feel free to add any i may have missed. and i would post pictures, but let's be honest that takes a lot of time....just look at my facebook and you will be entertained...seriously there are some good one's!
now let's start off with our lime green ford focus that enterprise graciously loaned to us. mix that with screaming "ROAD TRIP" every ten minutes, airbands, the fray and let's not forget our theme song of the weekend, shiney disco balls. upon arriving in the bay, the following are famous quotes that i am sure will be repeated immensly in the future. i tried to put them in order but then got lazy because it involved a lot of thinking!
"want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
"crappy windshield wipers + body butter = GOODA"
"remember to keep my eyes OPEN when driving and singing to sinead o'conner"
"E-BRAKE!!!"
"awkward"......"no eugene, what would be award is if i was explaining to the waitress that i had to get a pap smear"........"i...uh....um..."
"most excellent"......."what are you saying?"......."oh dear god you have picked up on his lingo from bill and ted's excellent adventure"
my ass is on fire....or i have a lot of gas?? either way all of mcdonald's seemed to enjoy it!
BAD ASS
"you do realize you're grinding up on a gay man?"
"karen...karen....clocks.....clocks.....flava flav....whore..." "yes?"
"man, c-sections are horrible, i would never want to get that done..."
"i can't believe you only got me ONE slice!"......."you only asked for one"......"but it is 2 for 1, when i ask for one slice, one should automatically assume that i would get two slices!"
11.5 inches to a sewing kit blasting crotch holes
"i am so glad we are drunk together again!"......hands cupping both boobs.
"and you have had A LOT of experience"
"glen cockerton is HOT!!"
"...and it was when he stuck his hands down my pants that i decided it was time to leave."
"i am not going to explain how, but he kicked me in the ear and it gushed blood everwhere!"
"BROADHEAD"
8:30 AM....."HIIIIIIIIIIIII"......"fuck off karen"....."man you're crabby in the morning, i am going to go bug khala and amanda."
"why does the airplane feel like a sexual position right now? why are we so out of breathe?"
"i feel the need to make everyone aware of my cough"
"did you want me to support your smoking, drinking AND eating habits this weekend??"
"i bet i can stick these stickers on her ass without her knowing, better yet i bet i can move them around too"
"HE'S SLEEPING WITH HIS PROFESSOR!!!!"
now those are what i have, i probably missed a few, feel free to add any i may have missed. and i would post pictures, but let's be honest that takes a lot of time....just look at my facebook and you will be entertained...seriously there are some good one's!