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only_fell

[Voice] [Locked from Priestly] A Job in the making

Dec 20, 2009 12:42

I'm looking for a reindeer. Ideally I'd like to rent one for a day or so. I'd return it unharmed naturally. Does anyone have any clue where I might find one?

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voice sings4dragons December 20 2009, 21:33:29 UTC

... that's...

Perhaps the forest?

Re: voice only_fell December 20 2009, 21:34:46 UTC

Possibly but that one would be wild. That's problematic when I want to kidnap the reindeer without hurting it.

voice sings4dragons December 20 2009, 21:36:24 UTC

True enough but the only other thing I can think of is asking the deities and that's never a good idea.

Re: voice only_fell December 20 2009, 21:38:43 UTC

True...I'd rather save a request like that for something important. I can convince Priestly to kidnap something else. Easier to obtain.

voice sings4dragons December 20 2009, 21:41:42 UTC

Why does he want to kidnap one?

Re: voice only_fell December 20 2009, 21:46:07 UTC

I mentioned writing a letter to Santa Claus about changing his standards for Naughty and Nice. His mind jumped to ransom letter and kidnapping a reindeer. We got carried away planning it. I think it'd be fun if we could do it without hurting the reindeer and without Priestly being aware that I've arranged for us to be allowed to kidnap it.

It's very silly now that I hear it all togehter.

voice sings4dragons December 20 2009, 21:48:03 UTC

Not really. Sounding silly can be a good thing sometimes.

Re: voice only_fell December 20 2009, 21:51:01 UTC

We could use some help if you'd like to help.

Provided we can still find a reindeer.

voice sings4dragons December 20 2009, 21:52:26 UTC

I'd offer to let you kidnap one of my friends but they're not quite as large or as hairy as a reindeer.

Re: voice only_fell December 20 2009, 21:54:54 UTC

Oh but Menolly, they're dragons and I'm willing to bet Priestly hasn't seen a dragon.

I'll have to convince him that somehow Santa uses dragons in his work...because really this is all about getting back at Santa for something...

[She's thinking now]

voice sings4dragons December 20 2009, 21:57:10 UTC

Not many people here have seen dragons, no.

.... perhaps you could tell him that in some of the eastern cultures, he uses dragons so the reindeer have a chance to rest during their long night's work?

Re: voice only_fell December 20 2009, 22:27:44 UTC

Menolly, you're a genius. We can kidnap the dragon from Santa who kidnapped her from you.

voice sings4dragons December 20 2009, 22:58:26 UTC

Well, Harpers are expected to think on their feet.

I'd more than likely let you kidnap Lazybones. He's my slug of a brown and he wouldn't dare try to bite. Besides, if you fed him before hand, he'd be putty and do whatever you asked of him.

Re: voice only_fell December 20 2009, 23:11:45 UTC

I'll definitely come feed him before hand. I'd rather make certain it's a bloodless job for everyone involved.

I'll have to come up with some elaborate kidnapping plan. Perhaps Lazybones is being held captive in a reportedly dangerous location. Reportedly being nothing like reality.

voice sings4dragons December 20 2009, 23:16:18 UTC

I'm sure he'd be more than willing to stay whereever you need him to. He's rather... well, he's named Lazybones for a reason.

Re: voice only_fell December 20 2009, 23:25:36 UTC

Menolly you are amazing.

I'll let you know the details. What's his favorite treat? I'll be certain to leave some where ever we keep him just to make his stay a little more comfortable.

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