Contact Post

[only_fell]

You've reached Inara Serra. I'm not available at the moment but if you'll leave a message I'll return your contact shortly

Comments

voicemail; 1/....dude idek

[notverypriestly]

Hi Inara. I'm at work. And I was making potato skins and I realized you probably have never had any. I'll bring them over after my shift.

voicemail again;

[notverypriestly]

Hi, me again. So I ran out of shit to make those potato skins for you. But We have sliders! They're tiny hamburgers and while yeah sure you've probably eaten the fuck outta some burgers, you haven't had the TINY ones, right?

So yeah, you'll get these instead.

voicemail again;

[notverypriestly]

...do you like pickles?

voicemail AGAIN;

[notverypriestly]

Nevermind. I'll put them on and you can pick off what you don't like.

voicemail; last one i promise

[notverypriestly]

I LIT MYSELF ON FIRE!! It was awesome. See you in like 30!

Re: voicemail; last one i promise

[only_fell]

No I've never had tiny hamburgers. I like pickles alright just not an overload of them and are you alright? What part did you light on fire? Please tell me it wasn't your hair. I'm fairly certain that's flammable.

call!

[notverypriestly]

[riiiing riiing pick up your phone Inara!!!]

Re: call!

[only_fell]

[Of course she picks up, she even sounds worried because if he's calling it's either to tell her she's spending the next week putting burn ointment on him, he's burned off his mohawk or he's just bored and wants to talk. There's really no telling with Priestly]

Miss Serra's Bordello and School for Wayward Girls. Inara speaking.

[Because in any of those cases, the best course of action is to make him laugh]

[notverypriestly]

Yeah hi, I"m looking for three blondes a brunette and a tranny. One has to be named Ginger and like anal. Do you offer corpses? Because I like to get my freak on with the ones that don't move, too.

[only_fell]

I'm sorry. We specialize in leggy brunettes but I'll see what I can do about getting one of them to lay still for you.

[notverypriestly]

I think I should get a discount, then.

[only_fell]

Baobei you don't get much deeper a discount than what I'm already giving you.

[notverypriestly]

[Priestly is laughing so hard, Inara.] How are you a bigger douchebag than me?

[only_fell]

[The laughter makes her grin. It tells her he's not in any danger and that he's still in a good mood] Only in regards to sex, Priestly. A girl learns to defend herself in her area of expertise.