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[only_a_lad]

so friday i got my THIRD psp finally... yee-yuh!!! now i can rock out!!! i went home and cleaned up and then went to jen's...it was funny, cuz i got there so late, it was the first time i had seen everyone else all drunk and i was completelysober...hahaha... but not for long!!! we went on a booze run and i also ordered a sack... shit came through... had a quiet crunk session with the homies... everyone left... i sat up and watched scary movie 2 in the back house... i was trippin out and having a grand old time... i went to work for a second... joe and pete didn't tie the tarp correctly over the truck, so i was all plastered at noon and had to climb on top of the fucking truck to help joe's dumbass... headed to the 'wood and stopped off at b's to say what up, then went to the mall and had lunch with wops and alex... jokes...that lunch was jokes... i went home and had a coughing fit... i was hyperventilating, drooling, my eyes had pears pouring out, my neck was bulging... it was nuts... i drank 5 glasses of pomegranate juice in a row to calm my throat down...shit, that was hectic...got crunk as fuck and just talked to people before hsii... i was kinda freaking out because i didnt have a ride, but at the last second jen called and said tamara said she'd take me... so i showered and left... i was at the 6 stop at pico and i almost FUCKED this mexican fool up... i was all fucked up and apparently he was too... he walked into the middle of sepulveda and i hear breaking glass, so i look up and he had dropped a full 40 out of his pocket... so i'm thinking "fuck this guy's drunk, he needs to get out of the street" so i wave him towards the sidewalk and he comes marching up to me and his hands are balled up into fists and he looks back at the bottle and starts yelling at me in spanish and i go "no hablo espanol" and he keeps yelling at me and i hear "cerveza" and he make a throwing motion... that mother fucker thought i threw the bottle at him, that's how fucked up he was!!! so i go "noooo... yo tengo 'vodka' en mi mochila" and he steps up to me so i back off a step and clench my fist and go, "hey fool, don't make me fuck your ass up!!!" then this guy comes and gets between us and then the bus comes... i make it to tamara's and we head to culver high and we meet up with this guy named kyle and this girl named ashley... they were my ride apparently... they were really chill, they let me put my psp music on the radio... he wanted to get beer, so we went to the liquor store for a sec, then went to jen's... i met up with cairo and caps and we talked business for a jiffy, then i copped 3 vitamins... we got to hsii and it was freezing, i dropped right when we got out of the car... it was FREEEEEZING inside!!! we all danced for a bit, then i sat down and started shivering and started to not have a good time and i wanted to leave... a couple hours later, my savior caps said he'd help me anyway he could, so i asked if he'd buy me a hoodie... he got me a hoodie and instantly i felt SOOOO much better... i gave him a pill as a thank you and we dropped and danced...!!! w00t!!! i texted sage and told here where i was... she came 20 minutes later and gave me a BIIIIG hug and said she'd be right back... blah, i was rolling and it felt like foreverrrrr... the second she comes back she sits on my lap and i held her tight and we kissed for what seemed like forever... i didn't want it to stop... we kept looking into each others' eyes... it was weird... then she took me outside to meet her boyfriend... it was weird hooking up with a girl whose boyfriend is chill with it... he took out his camera and took pictures of me and sage and it was sooo weird hearing him say "let me get a picture of you guys kissing" and he was all "sage, you know you're HOT. you're my hot little bitch!" it was awkward...hahaha... we went to jen's afterwards and i got nice and crunk... we all sat around for half the day, then me and jen went in the back house and slept on the couches from 1 to 5:30, then went inside and everyone came back...

this week has been blah... i woke up coughing blood on tuesday and i was coughing for 20 straight minutes and spitting blood into the trash and spasing out... i'm sooo sick!!! but i feel better now... last night me and brian went to kendell's and we had a little kickback... it was chill... little devil was there... i got him drunk...he's funny... i got in a big arguement with my sage last night cuz i was all messed up and she kept saying stuff that was pissing me of, but she apologized, then she told me she wants me to be her boyfriend and it made me all happy and warm inside... i can't wait to see her again...

OH MY SHIT!!! i forgot about the funny ass shit that happened at HSII!!!!! hahahaha... so i'm sitting there pissed off and diego goes, "duuude! look at alex!" so i look to my left and he's sitting between this gay dude's legs getting a massage and i'm like "whaaaat!?!?!? hahahaha!!! hey everyone!!! look at alex" so we're all laughing and looking at alex rolling his ass off and getting molested by a gay dude, then he turns over on his hands and knees and his head is facing the wall and the gay dude keeps rubbing his back, then alex just lays flat on his stomach and the dude starts rubbing his lower back and his ass!!! alex is NEVER going to hear the end of it!!! fucking dumbass!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

then this other time i came back in from being outside with sage and i see this gay dude between this other dude's legs and he's getting jerked off right there on the floor and i turn to the crew and point and everyone nods their head...so we're all sitting there in an uncomfortable silence for like an hour and this dude getting jerked off... and out of the corner of my eye i see his leg start twitching and im like "NOOO!!! grossss!! he's about to bust!!!" then some dude walks up and starts giving the guy a lightshow and i go, "damn! he must feel like the king of the world: he's rolling, getting jerked off, AND getting a lightshow!!!" hahahaha...