Dance Class

[only7days]

There's this class we have to take freshman year as voice majors: Stage Movement. Now with a name like that, one would expect that you would do things that involved the normal movements one would make on stage. How wrong you are. Any logical Baltimore-ian could tell you that when one says "stage movement" one really means "gay dance class taught be

Comments

[poppy62099]

Well this just can't go by without comment, but I hardly know what to say. Here are some of my ideas:

1. We should add that to the IB curriculum.
2. What's so weird about this? Oh, that's right. You were absent the day I ran this lesson last fall.
3. Would you please take pictures?
4. Bursting through the rungs of the ladder as you climb? Or as you run through it?
5. Have you told your parents about this class yet?
6. Did you at least sing when you were rolling from side to side? What song?
7. I bet you aced the seaweed thing--you're from Florida!
8. What do you think the final will be?
9. Depending on the play, these could be "normal movements one would make on the stage." Didn't you see the off-Broadway production called Ladder of Floating Seaweed?
10. What did he assign for homework?

I know; some of these are pretty weak, but I'm enjoying myself. You continue to do the same, please. Keep me posted.

[lucier2000]

youre CONTRIBUTING to the problem crump.

i like it.

[skayourmom]

Brian...just remember...you like girls...and pot is bad...