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[only78percent]

The birthday was nice enough. Thanks to everyone who cared. Neil, what the hell, why would you give me a teddy bear? Neil loves the potted plant you gave us, Allelujah. Seems like he finally found something else to bother so he's not just making my life hell all the time. And yeah, I named it AllelujahMileina, I think I liked your present best. It'

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[covert_chord]

You actually named a potted plant after me.

...I don't know what to say.

[only78percent]

"Thank you for thinking of me"?

[covert_chord]

It's still a potted plant!

[only78percent]

But Neil loves it. It's only logical to name it after you.

[covert_chord]

It's a plant.

I swear, I'm just...going to find something to name after you as well.

[only78percent]

That's going to become really confusing.

[covert_chord]

There's a potted plant with my name. I have the right to make things confusing.

[only78percent]

It's not like I'm going to talk about the plant every day and say things like "Neil's peeing on Allelujah", really.

[covert_chord]

.......................

Excuse me while I try to hold onto the contents of my dinner.

[only78percent]

Sorry?

[covert_chord]

Ugh.

[only78percent]

♥?

[covert_chord]

♥