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[only78percent]

Let's see, if I summarize my day so far... I got up, limped out of my room, fell down the stairs in an attempt to get down with my crutches and had my dog sit on my back for a half hour before I could get back up.

I don't think rolling down the stairs is really helping my injuries, no.

Comments

[covert_chord]

Why didn't you just ask me to help you?

[only78percent]

You were asleep. Didn't want to bother you.

[covert_chord]

I don't mind at all, really. Wake me up if I'm asleep.

[only78percent]

But all the cool kids fall down stairs.

[covert_chord]

Somehow, I doubt that...

[only78percent]

I'll call you next time, all right? I just don't like needing someone all the time.

[covert_chord]

I understand. I still want to help you out as much as possible, though.

[only78percent]

And if I tell you to dress up in a little nurse outfit?

[covert_chord]

...There are certain limits.

[only78percent]

I just fell down the stairs because of you and it hurts so badly, I don't think I can ever move again. But if you don't want to help me, I guess I can deal with being a sad cripple for the rest of my life...

[covert_chord]

And why do you want me in a nurse outfit?

[only78percent]

Why not?

[covert_chord]

It's not something a supposedly straight man would be asking for?

[only78percent]

I'm only asking you to see if you would actually do it.

[covert_chord]

And if I did?

[only78percent]

You would?