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onlinetherapist March 13 2004, 17:28:37 UTC
This is Jane.
Last I checked your journal was public so you should not complain when April or myself reads it. AND I read enough of your entry to know enough about what you were talking about, which was about your massive turd. I make bathroom humor too, but I do not go around saying people are ridiculous and their ideas are hopeless and stupid either. I am a tad nicer than that.

People take drama seriously. Lives and friendships are ruined because of silly shit that happens here. If helping them take their attention off of each other for a moment helps then I am happy and our goal was accomplished. Thats why we are here. And it amuses us a little. Yeah the drama is insane and humorous sometimes, but people DO take things too seriously (like you). So be a doll and take your own advice, take a hint.

PS, We have actually helped people, just so you know. Yeah they got very pissed at us, but soon after they laughed about the experience together and forgot why they were even fighting. Well maybe they did not forget, but they were not as mad at each other as before. They hate us now. BUT together they hate us. Get it?

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Yes. It's the BRAVE YOUNG LADY. crytoavacantsky March 13 2004, 18:49:04 UTC
Well Hello Jane.
Feeling frisky again are we? Did we get a boost in ego?
I did not complain that you read my journal. I could honestly give a fuck. Do not assume you are aware of what is going on. You are not in with the joke. Don't make assumptions like you are in with the personal antics of myself and my friends. Besides, if I did really take a HUGE TURD, I would name it Jane. Give me your address, I will send you your own personal post-it. Maybe then you can pretend you have friends. I'm not nice. I don't claim to be nice. In all actuality , I'm a fucking bitch. But I will tell you JANE, that you are fucking sad to be sitting on your PC playing therapist when you have no license or any kind of diploma to tell you to do so. YOU seek people to help. People don't come a runnin' on down to Jane to help with the girl that called her a fat bitch at disco night. Did you know you can be LIABLE for the advice you give? If someone kills someone else over some crap on here... Your name will be on the computer. Your name will be on the docket. I am sure the LJ staff would love that one. If shit gets out of hand.. that's what the AUTHORITIES are for. If people are HONESTLY afraid they will get a restraining order, contact Billy-Bob police officer and CRY ABOUT IT TO THEM. Do you feel bad that you didn't stop columbine? Because you know... you could have interfered there too.
Haha... if some 13 year old kid wants to fight with his buddy about people WHO CARES???!!! Do you NEED to get involved in peoples relationships when you don't know them? Well JANE, Now that you have gotten over your mental issue because the troll collector made you feel... UNWORTHY. Go get a PHD and help people who fucking need it. The kids who are locked in closets by their druggie mothers for the first 10 years of their lives. The people who rape kids. The alcoholic father that beats the shit out of his son for not getting straight A’s. Not these middle class fucks and their name calling problems. You want to fucking help? Go down to your local aids clinic and volunteer. Go down to help out at social services. You want to chastise me for raining on your superficial parade? Take a look at the world around you and tell me in 6 years what you have done for your FUCKED up community. Most of these people won’t even remember this crap. You are so cushy behind your computer making yourself feel better about your daily on goings by giving people advice about shit you know NOTHING about. Because you don't have to deal with it day to day like the people who do it for a living.

Now you want to tell me what I am taking too seriously? You want to call me a fucking idiot for making a poop joke with my sibling? Something at effects no one? You go right ahead sweetie. Because in the long run... You fail.

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Re: Yes. It's the BRAVE YOUNG LADY. onlinetherapist March 13 2004, 19:19:48 UTC
This is April. Jane is busy. FYI, Therapist do not need to be certified to practice. You should look it up sometime. You'd be surprised what information you will get from those big bulky things called books. Maybe you will learn something. We are not here to help Poor little 13 year old Mary who cuts herself and wants to die. She needs to see a Psychologist for her problems because therapist are not licensed to help people in those types of situations. We are mediators of live journal drama. I doubt highly anyone would take our advice so seriously that theyd go and kill themselves. Besides how would anyone prove it anyway? If someone is so messed up in the head that they want to kill themself I do not think a journal that is perceived as a troll by the majority of people who pass through will take it seriously. PLUS we never said he are trying to help rape victims and cutters and kids locked in their closets. You are very confused. And actually we have come to terms with the fact that most people do not take us seriously and that is fine, but it wont stop us from doing what we want to do with this journal. Also "sweetie," you need to calm down and step back for a second and look at yourself. You look ridiculous.

And why are you getting defensive about the damn poop joke? Will it make you feel better if I admit I did not know it was an inside joke between you and your sister? And that I did not read the comments to find out more about the silly thing? Well fuck you. Get over it already and move on. It's not funny anymore. You need a psychologist to help you with your problems. Seek help because therapy won't do it for you.

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Re: Yes. It's the BRAVE YOUNG LADY. crytoavacantsky March 13 2004, 20:02:14 UTC
Wow, some kind of mediator. You CAN’T even mediate your own journal problems. Haha. That's a fucking riot.
Let’s see if I can do this in steps....
1) Here you attempted to help some poor girl who got fucked over by her online boyfriend. She talks about cutting. You are apparently the DR. PHIL of the live journal world. Your title is ONLINE THERAPIST. I never mentioned what so ever that it was illegal. I said it was not right. That and maybe you should take a look around and see the things that actually need help IN YOUR LOCAL AREA. It OBVIOUS you aren't trying to help people who ACTUALLY NEED IT. Like volunteer work. As for those BIG things you mentioned, you know.. books? Is that really how you respond to live journal drama? Saying I need to learn how to read? I sure as fuck can write, maybe it’s possible I can read too? You just made yourself look more like a fucking moron. A self proclaimed therapist.. now that is a fucking grand idea. Maybe you can make millions and get a syndicated TV show. I am not confused in the least. Because for someone who reads so many of those big bulky things... you sure as fuck missed my point. Read it again and get back to me when you fully understand my response.
2) I am not the one who looks ridiculous by making my opinion a public forum. After all.. that is what you are doing correct?
3) Let Jane comment on her own behalf.
4) Forgive me, But like I said before, I don’t think you are QUALIFIED to say ANYONE needs help. I am pretty sure I am on stable ground as far as my mentality goes. Maybe you can take a closer look into my journal to find out about that. *crosses eyes and licks window*
5)You were the one who went traipsing though my journal to find out things to back lash about me. You opened the floodgate and then your little buddy kept bringing it up. I explained. End of fucking story. Although... I would still name it Jane. Does she still want to me to send her the post it? You can email me the address.
6) How fucking old are you guys anyways? You don't give any information on yourselves for people to even know and TRUST you. I never said any of this was funny. I am very much serious.
Yeah, I think that about sums it up.

Usually, I don't do the whole NUMBER thing... But your post was a little on the Rambled side. I figured I would try to decipher it in steps.

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You are a drama queen. onlinetherapist March 13 2004, 20:11:11 UTC
You're back... God dammit. I am not even going to bother reading this. GET OVER IT! Dont you have anything better to do??????? I'm sorry. Of course not. You want to be witty and start drama in a journal that is centered around alleviating drama. Go away, pest.

-April

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Re: Yes. It's the BRAVE YOUNG LADY. onlinetherapist March 13 2004, 20:25:27 UTC
Well I lied. I did read it.

Well I'll start with the book comment. I didnt say you could not read. I said you did not read. There is a difference. Maybe you need to think about it.

Also, I volunteer in several places, so dont talk to me about that. I do community service. I care and help my fellow man. What about you?

And also. You are still missing my point. I got your point loud and clear. There is no need for you to continue your efforts in this thread. You are still here because you are trying to be a bitch. I can see through you though. You are a bored girl with nothing better to do. Why dont you go out with your friends and leave mine alone.

I, April BTW, read your journal to see who you were, and I read a few post to get an idea of who was calling my journal and community a joke. I thought it was ironic that you'd talk down to me about what I say in my journal when yours is full of poop jokes and rhetoric.

"Although... I would still name it Jane. Does she still want to me to send her the post it? You can email me the address." What are you talking about?

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Re: Yes. It's the BRAVE YOUNG LADY. crytoavacantsky March 13 2004, 21:41:03 UTC
Hahah wowza, the mediator can't even handle her own drama... Ms. Paula is Coo-Reeeect.
Oh, April Sweetie, If you able to read my posts and were capable of understanding them... you would understand that last comment.

I have a question for you... Do you care about what I have said? Does it effect you personally?
If your answer is:

No: Then you see that this is meaningless Drama. It hurts no one and you sure as fuck won't loose sleep over them. You can barely mediate this yourself. No one care about dumb shit like this .. right? Because I don't.
Yes: Then if you are upset by a few comments you are in no shape to tell people how to cool it. You not only got defensive but resorted to name calling and prying into my journal for dirt to use to prove my opinion is shit ( no pun intended haha). Yeah, I know I did it first.. But if you were quite the mediator you would have shrugged it off and gone on with the issue at hand.

Yep, I think I have proved myself.
Bored Girl.. Maybe.. But I guess I don't have 1/2 the fucking free time you do... hahahaha.

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ooooh ms Wit has struck again. onlinetherapist March 13 2004, 21:52:29 UTC
Honey. I have no interest in mediating this 'drama'. It is obvious you are here starting trouble for the sake of it. I will not waste time offering you advice when there is none to give. You could either leave or stay. You are here to say it seems. I do like a good fight so there ya have it.

Girl, You DO have 1/2 the free time as me. You're here aren't you???
Thanks for proving my point AND looking dumb once again. Thank you for amusing me as well as my friends when they read this.

-April

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Re: ooooh ms Wit has struck again. crytoavacantsky March 13 2004, 22:27:58 UTC
No, not for the sake of it. I was honestly truly pissed off when I read about this community.
Yes, April, I have the free time..TODAY. Unlike you who has it as a hobby.
We will see who will be looking like a moron.. soon enough.
I am heart broken that your 3 friends will have a laugh at my expense. Ouch! I do so love how you answered my question. *Yawn*... is there anything else you would like to fire back at me for.. because it sounds like you just need to have the last word.
Please. Make more posts about me and my intrests. You sound like a 12 year old...Girl sounds like you need some MEDIATIN'.
Anymore issues please feel free to rape my info and send me a message on AIM.
Or better yet.. lets see what your intrests are!
xoxo

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Re: ooooh ms Wit has struck again. omfg_i_r0x0r March 13 2004, 23:53:13 UTC
I do like a good fight so there ya have it.

Fukin' yeh!

Oh no, hang on...I think you forgot to read the chapter on conflict resolution and anger management! Or is that next semester?

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