The Pool Is Nice.
Alas I have myself a laptop that I sent mail order and today it was delivered striaght to my pool. Now I never have to leave my pool ever again.
I am currently masturbating over pictures of kittypixx and starwhore. Oh how I love starwhores receeding hairline. They don't like me and they wont let me post in their journals and the pain that I feel as the desire to inpregnate them with my babies is growing stronger everyday. But I have my pool. My nice watery, relaxing pool that they can't have.
I'm sick of this one handed typing shit so I'm going to stop jerking it now.
Oops... There go my speedos. I'm nekkid.
I hired myslf some security guards to walk around the perimeter of my pool to ensure that my pool is safe from the others. I called them the banana patrol. I've got the feeling that they're ready to jump into my pool as I softly lie sound asleep afloat in my pool.
I wrote a song about my pool and it goes like this...
The pool, The pool, The pool's filled with water.
The pool, The pool, The pool's filled with water.
I don't need no people cos my pool is just for me.
My pool is just me. My pool.
My song is mainly about my pool and you not being able to swim in it. Tomorrow I'm going to order a nice new floaty toy for me to play with. I've been eyeing this special toy I saw on the internet. It's a sheep and it has a hole in its bum for you to hide things so people don't steal them from your pool.
People often ask why I don't have blow up people in my pool and i tell them that blow up people are jsut as stupid as normal people and take up the same amount of room so I dont' want them.
I hate people being in my pool. I hate you all for wanting to be in my pool. Stay away from my pool.
I'm going back to my pool. Oh look I'm allready here.
Nyah. Nyah. :P
I am currently masturbating over pictures of kittypixx and starwhore. Oh how I love starwhores receeding hairline. They don't like me and they wont let me post in their journals and the pain that I feel as the desire to inpregnate them with my babies is growing stronger everyday. But I have my pool. My nice watery, relaxing pool that they can't have.
I'm sick of this one handed typing shit so I'm going to stop jerking it now.
Oops... There go my speedos. I'm nekkid.
I hired myslf some security guards to walk around the perimeter of my pool to ensure that my pool is safe from the others. I called them the banana patrol. I've got the feeling that they're ready to jump into my pool as I softly lie sound asleep afloat in my pool.
I wrote a song about my pool and it goes like this...
The pool, The pool, The pool's filled with water.
The pool, The pool, The pool's filled with water.
I don't need no people cos my pool is just for me.
My pool is just me. My pool.
My song is mainly about my pool and you not being able to swim in it. Tomorrow I'm going to order a nice new floaty toy for me to play with. I've been eyeing this special toy I saw on the internet. It's a sheep and it has a hole in its bum for you to hide things so people don't steal them from your pool.
People often ask why I don't have blow up people in my pool and i tell them that blow up people are jsut as stupid as normal people and take up the same amount of room so I dont' want them.
I hate people being in my pool. I hate you all for wanting to be in my pool. Stay away from my pool.
I'm going back to my pool. Oh look I'm allready here.
Nyah. Nyah. :P