Punk rhymes with fructose

Jun 21, 2006 11:44

FUUUUUUUCK
BLA BLA BLA
I am going to smoke meth today
yay
Im not pregnant
YAYYYYYY
Rubin Trey Shannon (the guty)
James Andrea Elia and Sam (the guy) are comming over soon
I just read this thing i got i the mail its all like "talk to your kids about not smoking!!!! because we need money not the tabbacco franchises"
So Im going to be an awsome hxc hardass kid and put my stogies out on it fromn now on.
joking... dont shoot me down
I was supposed to do dishes but they have meat on them...(this is what i get for being the only veggitarian ibn the house) so im going to let the dogs clean them... but i will take the liberty of putting the clean(er) dishes in the dishwasher
oh yes im soo privleged i have a dishwasher
Im getting an apartment next summer... and AVR and I already decided all of our eating supplies will either be plastic or paper so that niether of us have to ignore huge festering piles of dishes.
But im not sure what we are goin to do about laundry.. ill probally just but an industrial sized bottle of ferbreez
or hower the fuck you spell that
i lost my voice
i spent the night in montrose with kim and mike.. they have a mega-phone thing and a car so i was yelling shit at people all down westhiemer
I drew on the loverly sidewalk infront of taxi taxi
RAKOON
And in the bathroom of cafe brazil
i read out my "public announcement" poem at cafe brazil... yes all clap for the pathetic tweaker girl
I visited john at the magic cauldren and he gave me some shit to calm me the fuck down
He also gave me the number to the women shelter in houston... but i think ill pass
I dont want to sit around with a bunch of crack heads and tell my rape story and let them remind me of myself in all the bad attributes
I did the right thing in wearing my "fuck you" shirt.. it came in use.. some greasy limp-dicked dominoes pizza guy came out of dominoes just to harrass me cuz i told some lady that society is bullshit
so i threw my green tea at him and told him to go fuck himself because thats the only pleasure out of life he is going to get aside from the directors edition of star wars 3
I got the shirt im wearing at taxi taxi and my boobs are suffocating in it.
its dark purple and it has an old pin up girl in black bending over drinking a huge martini and it says bottoms up on it
pretty damn right
yeah right now im all singing "happy birthday geletin smearing bruises on your chin" with my fucked up 78 year old smokers voice...
well im going to go eat some ramen noodles because without them i would not survive seeing as that my diet of marlboro reds, alcohaul, meth and ramen is the only thing that keeps me alive...
yes thats how i keep my girlish (junkie) figure
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