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[onisensei]

Come on Goblimon where's that letter?

Look if you checked the mailbox more...alright here it is.

*Sound of a letter being torn into*

Well come on what's it say?

..."Dear applicant..."

Oh no...

"We regret to inform you that due to events in your past that have come to light we cannot recommend you for the position you applied for at Holy Forest

Comments

[whoshotsherlock]

To every life a little rain must fall. Sorry to hear about the bad luck, dude.

If you need anything, let me know.

[onisensei]

*grumbling* Recent events in my past? what the hell does that even mean?

[whoshotsherlock]

Eh, hell if I know. Sounds like a crap excuse to me.

[onisensei]

Absolute bull! I fought off a whole gan for that headmistress! I even wore my sharp suit and got there ontime.

[whoshotsherlock]

Can't say I'm particularly thrilled with their wording. Makes it sound like they're not saying what they really want to. I mean 'recent events in your past' isn't even grammatically correct...

[onisensei]

Freakin' stuffed shirts, I bet it's something stupid like posts I made on my comm or something. I'm a perfectly capable teacher!

[whoshotsherlock]

Want me to go kick their asses? You know I can do it now.

[onisensei]

Aw you'd go fight a bunch of old farts for me? I'm touched.

[whoshotsherlock]

By some insane stroke of bad luck I'd probably wind up losing some how. And in the interest of my own posterity, it'd probably look really bad if a DATS agent went and beat up a bunch of old guys.

Still, I'd contest it, man. Sounds like a loada bull to me.