[Accidental Audio, during school hours]

[onisensei]

The story that I’m about to tell you isn’t a pretty one. I heard it from the leader of the red Satan gang and he swears it’s true. The gang had heard an ugly rumor about a low class dim sum joint downtown. According to the rumor, the shumai in this place is made out of human flesh.

Comments

[drunkkareoke]

Th-that was kind of scary... wh-what if something was still going to come after him?!

[onisensei]

Then I suppose if he was smart he'd offer them some Shumai~

[drunkkareoke]

B-but... what if... what if it doesn't LIKE Shumai...?

[onisensei]

Maybe it just wants to borrow a cup of sugar?

[drunkkareoke]

M-most monsters and aliens really don't want to borrow anything! Especially if they alien rabbits! Like the ones that stole everyone!

*uhoh, Haku's been listening to Haruhi*

[onisensei]

Alien Rabbits that steal people? Did you watch a late night sci fi movie without me?

[drunkkareoke]

Well I did watch Rocky Horror without you...

N-no... I was talking to this girl named Haruhi about what happened to all the people... a-and she suggested aliens... and then Miku suggested rabbits... and so now Haruhi thinks it was alien rabbits...

[onisensei]

W-what? Nooooo not fair!

...that's kinda epic.

But I promise any alien rabbits come after our family I'll show em a thing or two!

[drunkkareoke]

Greg was watching it! ... I don't know why. I'm sorry! ... I think you were at work.

O-okay. A-are you off work yet?

[onisensei]

Oh we are SO renting it so we can watch it again.

On my way home now.

[drunkkareoke]

No complaints here.

Okay... I'm not scared or anything, but I might be under the blanket in our bed.

[onisensei]

...will there be clothing involved?

[drunkkareoke]

There... doesn't have to be?

[onisensei]

*Sound of the motorcycle picking up speed*

I'll be there as fast as I can and we can stay under the covers together all night!

[drunkkareoke]

*hee* O-okay! I'd like that~