Real Conversations Lana heard/had today.
So, I just came back from a restaurant where some girl was having her 16th birthday party. I heard the following conversation:
Girl 1: You know, you sort of look like Edward Cullen.
Girl 2: WHAT? Thanks a lot! You're telling me I look like a male vampire!?
Girl 1: (I swear to god, completely sincerely) But, no! He's like......BEAUTIFUL!
Lana at a table over: *completely loses her shit laughing*
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Those of you who are long time friends will recall this but many many MANY moons ago (like...a year and a half ago maybe?) I got my mom to watch Supernatural Season 1 and she called Sam, Dean and John: Emo, Macho, and Denny. Fast forward to today when my Mom and I went to go see some silly movie. Jeffery Dean Morgan was in some trailer and my mom leans over to me.
Mom: Is that Denny?
Lana: Yes.
Mom: Why isn't he burning on the ceiling?
Lana: No, it was the *Mom* that was burning on the ceiling.
Mom: Oh well, same difference.
Lana: *facepalm*
Girl 1: You know, you sort of look like Edward Cullen.
Girl 2: WHAT? Thanks a lot! You're telling me I look like a male vampire!?
Girl 1: (I swear to god, completely sincerely) But, no! He's like......BEAUTIFUL!
Lana at a table over: *completely loses her shit laughing*
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Those of you who are long time friends will recall this but many many MANY moons ago (like...a year and a half ago maybe?) I got my mom to watch Supernatural Season 1 and she called Sam, Dean and John: Emo, Macho, and Denny. Fast forward to today when my Mom and I went to go see some silly movie. Jeffery Dean Morgan was in some trailer and my mom leans over to me.
Mom: Is that Denny?
Lana: Yes.
Mom: Why isn't he burning on the ceiling?
Lana: No, it was the *Mom* that was burning on the ceiling.
Mom: Oh well, same difference.
Lana: *facepalm*