My LIFE! *facepalm*

[onionsarelife]

So, yeah the keys never showed up. Which is weird because they have to be SOMEWHERE because I haven't gone anywhere in days and there has been no one at our house to steal them.

So, I've decided they must have been turned into those shrinking keys from Harry Potter.

In any case, I have to call AAA this morning since I don't have enough car payments to make. Bye Bye, newly acquired moneys from babysitting!

Until then, FINALLY have a

Italics show what was added since the last time I updated

1. Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi
2. Princess Mia by Meg Cabot
3. Animal Farm by George Orwell
4. Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
5. Richard III by Shakespeare
6. King Lear by Shakespeare
7. House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
8. Macbeth by Shakespeare
9. Thursday Next: First Among Sequels by Jasper Fforde
10. She by H. Rider Haggard
11. Thirteen Little Blue Envelopes by Maureen Johnson
12. As You Like It by Shakespeare
13. Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
14. Wonderful Adventures of Mrs. Seacole in Many Lands by Mary Seacole
15. New Moon by Stephenie Meyer
16. Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer
17. Taming of the Shrew by Shakespeare
18. In An Antique Land by Amitav Ghosh
19. Merchant of Venice by Shakespeare
20. A Small Place by Jamaica Kincaid
21. Othello by Shakespeare
22. Lieutenant Hornblower by C.S. Forester
23. Airhead by Meg Cabot
24. Queen of Babble Get Hitched by Meg Cabot
25. Havemercy by Jaida Jones and Danielle Bennett