ZOMG LOST!
Well holy shit. I feel like that's an apt response to every single LOST finale but it is once again appropriate.
Locke gets off the island and renamed himself Jeremy Bertram(I think) and tries to talk to everyone? and then dies? FOR THE RECORD, I thought it was Locke in the casket last season! I changed my mind after we found out about the oceanic six but this just proves to always trust your initial instincts.
Ben crawled into a hole that led him to some sort of polar ice cap that had a wheel that moved the island. And then Ben ends up somewhere? I guess that's when he gets to Tunisia? (Oh, btw I laughed at the "time travelling bunnies" comment...considering that was everyone's initial reaction to the orchid video way back like A YEAR AGO what the hell.)
Jin died. :(. Sun was really upset and nearly made me cry.
Sawyer and Juliet were drinking rum.
Claire is still MIA but she doesn't want Aaron back ala weird Kate dreams.
Frank Lapidus, Desmond, and Penny are what? In hiding? Why did Frank go with them? I guess because he wasn't on the plane?
OH and OLDER TALLER WALT(what like a giant? hahaha i still love that line) went to visit Hurley. and then Sayid comes and TAKES hurley and hurley was playing chess with Mr. Eko?? (I bet Mr. Eko is really good at chess)
Where did Hurley and Sayid---oh I bet Ben got Sayid to get Hurley. And Ben somehow has some wacky plan to get everyone back on the island? This is some crazy shit, man.
What happened to Daniel Farraday? Was he in the water when the island disappeared? I think he was! So, where is he now? Oh, poor Daniel Farraday, I like him so.
And Charlotte was apparently born on the island? and Miles knew and stole some peanuts. And Rose gave him what for. Did Rose get off the island? Oh, i don't know!
And I'm pretty sure there might be a new ARG starting because of a seriously strange ad. Oh, boy. Octagon or something?
Is everyone we know and love accounted for? Except for Farraday? and Rose and Bernard?
Anyway, DISCUSS. We have what? probably a little over seven months? oh you guys want to hear something CRAZY? When LOST comes back I'm going to be in friggin ENGLAND!