Owwww
I knew this would happen! I KNEW IT!
Some of my newer friends may not be aware of this but towards the beginning of the year I became increasingly more amused at how often I injure myself and therefore decided to keep a list and possibly submit to a book of world records.(Although I'm kidding about that last part)
Anyways, I've been completely NOT clumsy for awhile now and I thought maybe JUST MAYBE I could get through the new year with no more injuries.
But no.
I was just putting on my pyjama pants which are kind of huge so I sort of have to dance around a bit to get my feet to the bottom of them and I happened to be in a doorway so WHACK! I hit one of my pinky toes. Generally when this occurs I would just sort of curse loudly and get over it. But this was a sort of more blinding pain so I just kind of stumbled and fell over. After a minute or so I realized how fucking bad it actually hurt and managed to go get a cold pack. The pinky toe is now vaugely purple. I think I might've broken it? Which sucks because I'm pretty sure there is absolutely nothing I can do about it.
I am hopeless.
Some of my newer friends may not be aware of this but towards the beginning of the year I became increasingly more amused at how often I injure myself and therefore decided to keep a list and possibly submit to a book of world records.(Although I'm kidding about that last part)
Anyways, I've been completely NOT clumsy for awhile now and I thought maybe JUST MAYBE I could get through the new year with no more injuries.
But no.
I was just putting on my pyjama pants which are kind of huge so I sort of have to dance around a bit to get my feet to the bottom of them and I happened to be in a doorway so WHACK! I hit one of my pinky toes. Generally when this occurs I would just sort of curse loudly and get over it. But this was a sort of more blinding pain so I just kind of stumbled and fell over. After a minute or so I realized how fucking bad it actually hurt and managed to go get a cold pack. The pinky toe is now vaugely purple. I think I might've broken it? Which sucks because I'm pretty sure there is absolutely nothing I can do about it.
I am hopeless.