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I believe everything in life happens for a reason. Three days ago, I joined R0. Upon equipping the shell, I was immediately surrounded with friends, comrades and illegal immigrants, and the warmth blossoming in my pixelated heart told me I had made the correct choice. It had been a difficult, nerve-wracking decision: join one video game linkshell, or join a different video game linkshell. But, everything happens for a reason, and I just know in my heart I chose the right video game linkshell. R0, I know your pixelated selves will always be there on the screen for me.
A new chapter of my virtual life was dawning as I made my way to the chapel in majestic San d'Oria. There comes a time in every young mage's playtime; their coming of age that all endgamers must face. I was finally about to pop my A:Abjuration: Cherry. I could feel the tension in every fibre of my pixelated being; breathless with excitement, I approached the priest. As I gazed at his austere, yet pensive, yet portentous, yet ostentatious, face, a sense of peace slowly settled around me. Staring reverently up at him, I carefully extracted the brittle, aged abjuration from the pouch of my Noble's Tunic. "Come to uncurse something, my child?" he asked. Unable to speak another word, my fingers otherwise occupied with searching thesaurus.com and getting myself off to my vocabulary at the same time, I simply nodded, handed the abjuration and cursed piece over to him, and breathlessly waited.
To celebrate the occasion, a very special friend and I went on a stroll in the Valley of Sorrows. What more could you ask for, to be locking hands with your hunnymuffin, in the wonderful world of Vanadiel! Our characters, stored on the Square-Enix servers, loaded into the same zone together in matching sequences of 1s and 0s that represented virtual clothing! I felt my heart bursting with love, and also repressed sexuality. The last thing was probably because daddy touched me when I was little.
I could feel the sand swirling around us as we entered the valley, and involuntarily shuddered at the thought of the monsters lying in wait upon our path. But I had nothing to fear, for when a raptor aggroed, my darling {Monk} provoked it off me and died to save me! xD By doing so, he only showed me that he was willing to give both his body, soul, and imaginary experience points for me. I <3 him so much, I'm his little {Tarutaru}. Next time, I knew, we would be able to defeat it with our bond of love and friendship.
Perhaps one day, Square will decide to respond to my many suggestions for a '/cuddle' emote.
Until they do, I shall have nothing but my cure spells to show my love for my man~~~~~
I'd like to extend my thanks to my video game friends, video game family, video game gods, Altana and Promathia, and Alan for helping me write most of this, because he's far better at being a sarcastic jackass than I am. Someday, I hope I'll be able to live up to his standards.
A new chapter of my virtual life was dawning as I made my way to the chapel in majestic San d'Oria. There comes a time in every young mage's playtime; their coming of age that all endgamers must face. I was finally about to pop my A:Abjuration: Cherry. I could feel the tension in every fibre of my pixelated being; breathless with excitement, I approached the priest. As I gazed at his austere, yet pensive, yet portentous, yet ostentatious, face, a sense of peace slowly settled around me. Staring reverently up at him, I carefully extracted the brittle, aged abjuration from the pouch of my Noble's Tunic. "Come to uncurse something, my child?" he asked. Unable to speak another word, my fingers otherwise occupied with searching thesaurus.com and getting myself off to my vocabulary at the same time, I simply nodded, handed the abjuration and cursed piece over to him, and breathlessly waited.
To celebrate the occasion, a very special friend and I went on a stroll in the Valley of Sorrows. What more could you ask for, to be locking hands with your hunnymuffin, in the wonderful world of Vanadiel! Our characters, stored on the Square-Enix servers, loaded into the same zone together in matching sequences of 1s and 0s that represented virtual clothing! I felt my heart bursting with love, and also repressed sexuality. The last thing was probably because daddy touched me when I was little.
I could feel the sand swirling around us as we entered the valley, and involuntarily shuddered at the thought of the monsters lying in wait upon our path. But I had nothing to fear, for when a raptor aggroed, my darling {Monk} provoked it off me and died to save me! xD By doing so, he only showed me that he was willing to give both his body, soul, and imaginary experience points for me. I <3 him so much, I'm his little {Tarutaru}. Next time, I knew, we would be able to defeat it with our bond of love and friendship.
Perhaps one day, Square will decide to respond to my many suggestions for a '/cuddle' emote.
Until they do, I shall have nothing but my cure spells to show my love for my man~~~~~
I'd like to extend my thanks to my video game friends, video game family, video game gods, Altana and Promathia, and Alan for helping me write most of this, because he's far better at being a sarcastic jackass than I am. Someday, I hope I'll be able to live up to his standards.