Pulling a Darcy

Jun 11, 2006 14:45

I'm hiding out in my parents room, sssh. I'm trying to preserve my mythical status (like Bigfoot, or the Yeti, only crazy people catch a site of me) by my typical evasion of my brother's friends and their families. My mom planned some sort of Father's Day party for my brother's friends and their parents to come over and take part in friendly competition. The boys compete in various things like pool...or speed chess...

The Daily Punctilio
The Mandible Man-on was spotted by a group of local teens and their fathers yesterday, apparently with no further intentions beyond selecting the Shaved Fish album by John Lennon for her mother. Tired of doing SAT math problems and reading The Gulag Archipelago, roused from sleep she first left her lair in the Cream Caves to scrounge a meal of meat and cake.
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