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After four months, two weeks, and one day:

Day One of Break-up
Number of Kleenex boxes used: 2

Number of gloating I-told-you-so's: 1

Number of Ben&Jerry's Chunky Monkey pints consumed: 1.5

Number of times I've snapped at a friend because of bad mood: 3

Number of Disney movies I've watched where I turn it off right before the obnoxious couple lives happily ever after: 2

Number of times I've used profanities to describe the upcoming Valentine's Day: 15

I think it's going well.