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So while contemplating my future earlier today, I realized, when i become rich and famous, people are going to want to tell their children stories of how they knew me and where we first met. But aaaa problem, what if you don't remember? Luckily for you, first impressions are my specialty, let me refresh your memory.
Faolain Barrett: Met outside Studio 46, frantically waiting to audition for Shrew. I wouldn't listen to Katie Wang recite her soliloquiy to me anymore so I bumped her off to you and i'm truly sorry for that. SFORD ROOMIE!!!!
Glenna Morgan: Officially met this year in the hallway, before even the livejournal commentary started, Kim waved frantically at me from Rockmore's locker as I walked down the hall with Bethany. You turned around and yelled "I don't know you but I love your shoes!!!" I now call them my glenna shoes.
Lela Berger: Met in Goldrich's class last year~We made the kickass Great Expectations video with Kate and Julie and bonded over stabbing brownies, a loverly activity that i would recommend to all ages. I still have the video and I truly believe it is oscar worthy, especially your deep performance/interpretation of Biddy.
Paige Farrera: English!!! I actually love all your clothes and look forward every day to see what you're wearing, which is sketchy but true nonetheless. I hate first period though, the critical lens was just the worst possible way to start the day.
Mark Schwab: Livejournal brings everyone together.
Maura Tarantino: First day of preschool, we walked in wearing the exact same coats in ugly purple/maroon/mauve colors. During show-and-tell, you wanted the pink mat to sit on, I gave it to you.
Allison Fahrer: Officially met at Glenna/Rockmore's birthday party. You let me stroke your hair and it was soft. Now we make sarcastic comments about my table in ceramics nearly every day.
Jessi Lee: I think at one of the late Shakespeare rehearsals we got introduced by means of a Miss Faolain Barrett...our friendship is definitely the best one in the world because asians can do everything better than all the other people.
Emma Goldsmith-Rooney: Last year, at the party at Kate Conway's house, we played that game Mafia and watched that catherine zeta jones movie that i dont remember the name of nor do i remember what it was about. I just remember there were a lot of vegetables and dip at Kate's house.
Kim Brosnan: This year, exchanged notes via Olivia Cammisa-Frost though we never talked in Goldrich's class last year. And we really should have.
Jessica Bradley: Officially met first grade. Your hair was long and poufy and i put my head on it and told you it was like sleeping on a pillow. You told me to stop touching you and you walked away.
Liling Xiong: eeee ASIAN YES! So I'll claim we met on livejournal, but i've actually known you since last year because you ran for class prez(?) and you had these kickass signs all over the school that were so much better than everyone else's so i went home and looked through my yearbook for a liling xiong. so everytime i'd see you in school, i'd have a inner spasm because i recognized you, now i'm so happy i can comfortably wave to you in the halls minus the inner spasm. yes, i'm sketchy, let's get past that.
Sean Ahern: DURRRRR you dumbly took my dad's class. but we met at the Talon meeting and i hired you as a spy for my dad to make sure he behaved in class. and then i got information out of you about him for the whole beginning half of the year. now we just talk in the halls a lot. you should know you're a really animated person, but in a good way, like straight out of a comic book. that's what daddy said anyway.
Hollie Gibbons: Kindergarten, our moms made octopus costumes for our concert singing the Beatles' "Octopus's Garden." We stayed in the classroom as our moms worked and we made a fucking amazing fort with blankets, tinker toys, and building blocks.
Krissy Conroy: Stage right porn 2004. That's all you need to know.
Andrew Smith: Officially met kindergarten. We were the only advanced readers in the class besides Leslie Thornton and we made everyone else feel average.
Molly Gordon: Officially met this year in Shakespeare even though we were in band together for weeks before Shrew started. I remember thinking in band that you were like another Emma, then i thought maybe you two were sisters, so i asked around if that was true. Every person i asked give me a violent lecture on how i was an incomplete person because i didn't know you.
Kate Shumway: Livejournal. Resulted in weeks of timid hellos in the halls. I think it's time we expand our friendship, next time i see you, i'm going to say something else, like hola!
Ryan Rockmore: Last year, Global 9E, you couldn't stand sitting between Popi and Mike Ernst anymore so you moved next to me claiming you "couldn't see the overhead from back there." Then you asked to share my food. Five million goldfish crackers later, you STILL ask for my food. I'm brutally worried Mama Rock doesn't feed you.
Marianne Schwab: Officially met last year sitting next to you in Goldrich's class, period three, but the first time we saw each other was the year before, playing against your St. Thomas basketball team in eigth grade and i think you totally kicked our asses.
Matt Goldstein: Backstage of OUAM last year, i drew you in with the light of my PDA. Learned later that anything that lights up draws in a goldstein. Like a worm draws in a fish, if you will.
Hanna Birkhead: Sara's birthday party last year? We were on opposite teams for the ultra trivia game but then we went bowling and sort of bonded.
Joanna Zwickel: This year in the musical, I gave you a ride home and you gave me your screenname and we started talking even though we hardly knew each other. I thought and still do think you are one of the coolest people i know because of your amazing talent and the fact that colleges actually fought violently to get you.
Bethany Karpowitz: PE last year/ Encore? You told me my birthday was cool because it was 04/04/04. I knew that already and was annoyed so i decided i didn't like you very much. hahaha wow that changed a LOT. We were definitely the best ones in "The Roy Who Cried Wolf." Shfifty-five, what you say?!? hahah
Morgan Fluster: This year in the musical, backstage before Too Darn Hot. I admired your eyebrows from afar. They're really cool you know.
Corey Alston: hahaha i stalked you
Molly Reider: Officially met in Danahy's gym class last year and he always pronounced your name wrong. But first we had study hall with Depaoli and we sat next to each other too but never talked and occasionally glared at each other. Maybe it was just me who did the glaring. I felt inferior to you because I liked your clothes and i was really jealous.
Tara Rook: We never officially met, but sometimes we say hi in the halls haha. I just remember last year in English, EVERY time i got a paper back, Goldrich had written in the margin "Talk to Tara!" I guess it's because we made really similar points in each paper we wrote and Goldy wanted us to discuss it. I never approached you though because i thought (and still think) you are too cool for me.
Laura Sisson: Art class last year, spent weeks afraid of asking your name, until i let you borrow my sharpie for that watercolor project and you said "Thanks, Katrina!" I was like "omigodsheknowsmynameiwanttobeherbestfriend." Now we are like pocky buddies and fyi "I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!" hahaha
Liz Landau: raaaa goldrich AND i used to see you constantly in the art room after school. I think you should know that i really really really am in love with the ipod picture. i've told you this before, but my obsession with ipods is insane and i would seriously buy it from you if you would let me.
Jordon Jones-Reese: Anna Scaife's Friends Finale party. Then at Mangia's for the rigorous Cold Stone hiring process. We were on the same team for the group song and dance. Out of our team of four we were the only two that got hired, and I was really happy for us.
Lexi Frye: We got hired at Cold Stone, then I went with you, Clair, and whatsherface to get coffee at Starbucks. Sometimes Dean Valentini talks about you. hahaha.
Molly Moriarity: Goldrich last year, we were in the same group for a poetry analysis and we really hated that shit. Alto sax powerrrr
Emily Gollup: I think this year i officially met you when you came to cold stone, and as i made your ice cream, i mentioned how i had seen a picture of you on goldstein's website and you were like "YEAH!!!! People start coming up to me because of those pictures, i feel so exposed." Once again, Goldstein has brought two people together in the sketchiest way possible.
Olivia Cammisa-Frost: hmmmmmmm...you gave me a ride to Friday's last year during the musical...then we just started talking sheepishly in the halls until we bonded. over. UGOFF.
Hot meat in a pouch, baby.
So hopefully you'll keep this in mind cause i'm gonna be a wicked famous news anchor. I probably won't now though cause you all jinxed it, god.
I've changed my future career plans a lot over the years. When I was two, i wanted to be a daisy. But like, people crushed that dream. Then at age three, i was determined to be an astronaut. Many problems arose with that. Like i hear there's math and science involved. And I could die. Yeah, and i would die.
Whatev, today is a loverly day.