The3XO Legacy 3.1
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Ron cheated on Three and gave him a cuckoo child then got himself pregnant again so as not having to go to work. To get my revenge I left him in the last update in the middle of the birth so that his pain is a little more prolonged >:D
Let’s start out with a little spoiler pic to show what kind of attention whore Isaac actually is.
And now let’s take a closer look at the new-born baby.
Oh, for fuck’s sake! This family really doesn’t believe in diversity with their kids, do they? And yes, it’s a boy again. Why me? *shakes head*
I had to name that kid Crispin, my favourite name of the choices for this gen, so that I don’t just put a mattress in the laundry room and make him sleep there.
...
Hey, I kinda like that idea, I’ll keep it for any unwanted children later on in the legacy >XD
The not-so-glowing baby daddy :)
Aaw, he saves him from the floor!
And Isaac learns his first lesson of The New Stuff Always Gets More Attention Than The Old Crap :)
This is hilarious in so many ways.
I’m on a diet and masochistic so I had Bo bake this in the middle of the night *drool*
Isaac: Yay, cake in the morning!
Three and Ron: Yay, woohoo in the morning!
(it was the same morning, I swear!)
Chance Cards all the fucking time? (you will hear more of these *sigh*) Three gets one demotion after another :(
Ron: Look, sim-goddess, hot guy with shaved armpits!
Your offering pleases me.
I wish Three had more of these. They are so easy to fulfill and make it into platinum.
Well, so Ron broke the shower.
But instead of repairing it as I told her to Marlene lectures him.
Ron isn’t taking that too well...
Oh you fertile little bitch! Ron really doesn’t like going to work I guess.
Isaac is still cute.
Very.
Isaac: What you say? You give me all your toys cuz I’m going to be heir anyway? How nice of you, little bro!
Crispin: WTH?
Bo is starting to get boring with all his maxed-out skills and perma-plat status.
So I got him some old-guy-job.
And had him thrown out on his very first day with a fucked-up chance card *sigh*
What, did you expect anything less from me?
Another one! :D
Time waits for no one.
(awesome “The girl who leapt through time”-quotation alert ;))
Aw, isn’t that hug cu...where’s Crispin heading so determinedly right after his transition?
Oh. I see.
The nose seems to be pretty dominant in genetics. But I like the shape of his eyes =D
Be a girl, be a girl, oh please, be a girl!
The wailing tots would be SO cute wouldn’t their teeth dangle under their chins >__>
"If you’re male you are born you have a finger up your nose and the other hand on your dick and you get taller. And that is really it." (Dylan Moran, Like Totally)
Crispins spends a lot of time doing that as a matter of fact ^^
Haha, with a pregnant sim in the house the cake surely gets eaten in whole ^^
Isaac made a cute little friend.
Isaac: Hey, you know why adults laugh at rocket-jokes? I tell you...
Thank god I don’t have Inteen or teenage-pregnancy would be for sure with this precocious brat.
Ron finishes the picture right in the moment he goes into labour.
The 6th birth in this family and it’s finally a GIRL! WHOOPIE!
She’s such a perfect mix with Marlene’s skintone, Ron’s hair and Bo’s/Three’s eyes!
I named her Agnes. Btw in the book Isaac and Agnes (probably) were half-siblings, too ^^
Bo: A girl? OMG, that I may see that day come at last.
Agnes: Dad, shut the old man up, plskthnx.
WTH, Marlene? What do you think Ron is? Some kind of birthing machine?
Oh guys, do you HAVE to play kicky ball with a new-born in shooting-range??
Ron: Don’t be afraid, Agnes, Daddy’ll protect you from the nasty ball. *glares at Bo*
Bo: *plus*
Agnes: THIS is my bed? Are you kidding me?
I’m sorry, bb, there’s only room for one crib in the nursery...I fear the day the 3XOs have twins *shudder*
I hit still-life. I know that’s practically cheating but the quality of the painting is so much better afterwards!
There’s so much space in the livingroom and hall but you teach your son walking in the laundry room? (they started out in the nursery btw...)
Crispin seems to like the laundry though. Perhaps I should reconsider the whole mattress-in-laundry-thing...
This really freaked me out, I was literally screaming at the monitor. Crispin was very tired and all I wanted was Ron putting him in bed but Marlene and Bo came to pick up Crispin at the same time (they do this all the fucking time until I tell them other stuff to do *sigh*) thus Ron and Crispin kinda freezing, cancelling out actions in their queue, moving around, Crispin falling asleep, waking up again and the whole thing starting anew. UGH!
Stop whining, you little shit! Then maybe your dad can pick you up at last and bring you to bed, for fuck’s sake!
(let’s all hope I’ll never get children in rl XP Btw, I’m a social worker, but psssst!)
There. WTH was so difficult about this? *sigh*
But with this Crispin was on good terms with me again ^^
The heir portrait is finished :)
Yes Ron, I know you stink cuz Agnes puked on you - but that’s no reason to nearly drop her!
Agnes: ...hehe...puke...
I mean, look how satisfied she is!
Then One walks by. Else he didn’t contact Ron at all so I couldn’t just let him go!
But One turns down Ron’s flirting! Fucking bastard. D:
Marlene witnessed the whole scene and didn’t take it too well herself. Her icon said *watch troubledly* lol I dunno with whom she lost those relationship pts though, Ron or One...
Thank god, Three didn’t notice anything as he was busy in the house.
So now Ron is a one-man-man again I guess...
Fantastic Marlene, really great *eyeroll* You aren’t on retirement yet so I actually have you out of the house at times.
Meanhile Ron and One decided to stay on friendly terms.
Noah gets aspiration points for yelling at an old lady. I kinda like him ^___^
So much at once! *head swirls* It’s like the kids were all born the same day in the year ^^°
One is pretty bold. Even though he turned down Ron that afternoon he now sits on Three’s heir-chair.
Look at his determined face *g*
Isaac didn’t even *know* One until now so I woke him up from his sleep to have a talk with his real daddy.
One: So that’s Ron’s first-born. Looks totally like him.
Yeah...right.
One: Hit it and quit it. Always been my motto, mate.
Teaching your son life lessons I see o__O
And here we go again *sigh*
Well, at least it’s only -349 bucks this time. AND at least it means Ron’s going to work again at last.
Um, One, that’s kinda sweet and all but...actually you’re two kids too late, you know.
One: This one’s cuter :)
Aw, see Ron, HE isn’t turning you down =3
Three: What does she mean, *he*?
Ron: Shh, don’t worry about it baby. Let me do the thinking for us both.
Three: OK :D
The next day I suck again.
Honestly, what’s with all these chance cards jumping up??
Birthday timez :D
Well I couldn't tell if you were boy or girl
My mind was in such a swirl
Alas, Oh Agnes
I still adore you, oh Agnes
Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes
(Mystery Jets)
Well, with two brothers and two daddies it was to be expected that Agnes grew up to be a tomboy ^___^
The third gen proves some pretty nice fashion sense with their age transitions =D
Who can spot the kid in the sea of yellow? ^^
That day Bo reached the top of his career (after the kick-out I had him get the same job again)
And Crispin is my sweet little space pirate =3
That’s teamwork at its best =D
Someone isn’t quite the quickest pea in the pot lol
I’m not too sure if it’s a good idea to leave the senile old people all alone with the youngest and most vulnerable in the family.
Three: Nonsense, that’s what I keep them around for.
Oh. Alright then...
Marlene: Fuck this. I thought I was through with this shit when the boys grew up.
Three: *snickers from far away*
O___O
Well, I hope she’ll grow into that face...
Crispin’s fun was seriously low (as always after school *sigh*), so I sent him to the TV.
This is how he thanked me o__O
But nothing a good welcome-back-hugging can’t mend ^^
Three...shouldn’t you be at least a *little* bit suspicious?
Marlene is so badass, she hijacks Three’s police car to get to work lol
And it’s already time for the next birthday.
OMG, the nose! lmao
Isaac, you’re not seriously in trouble over your primary school homework, are you?
Isaac: *whiney voice* Go away!
Next day is a school day and I finally get a good shot of his makeover =3
Being sick of his Waldo-image he decided to wear lenses in high school.
Isaac 3XO
6 - Neat
9 - Outgoing
8 - Active
9 - Playful
5 - Grouchy
Aspiration: Romance
LTW: Become celebrity chef
Agnes is the princess of the family. With her brothers I always had to force somebody to put them in the crib but with Agnes they do it autonomously.
So she has the last word for this update.
Agnes Yay, I’m tall enough to see what they put in the...ew.
(lolcats rule ^^)
Sad stuff coming up next time :(
Warnings: almost 90 pictures, me freaking out at my sims, involving lots of swearing