I don't think I'm mexican.
Only half the people on my friends list have updated in the last six months... eh maybe they got a life or something.
Anywho Savvy's "Super Fun Happy Times Birthday Weekend" was good. I wasn't really able to get her anything, but I do know what I'm getting her when I finally have money again. It's gonna be killer.
So I've been thinking of options, if I don't get money soon, I'm probably gonna have to go knocking on the military's door again. I've even applied for scientific research studies and looked into donating plasma (the center is too far way to make a profit).
Ahhh.... if only the world would be so kind as to drop a wad of fat cash into my lap. Which reminds me of a joke.
A few weeks back Savannah & I were driving along, chatting it up, and somehow we got on the topic of prostitution. She asked me if I would ever pay for sex, and how much (back when I still had my v-card).
I told her this:
If you were a hooker, and god himself decended from the heavens, handed me a sack filled with $10,000, and said "Do with this money what you will." An hour later I would be happy and broke, and god would be pissed.
Anywho Savvy's "Super Fun Happy Times Birthday Weekend" was good. I wasn't really able to get her anything, but I do know what I'm getting her when I finally have money again. It's gonna be killer.
So I've been thinking of options, if I don't get money soon, I'm probably gonna have to go knocking on the military's door again. I've even applied for scientific research studies and looked into donating plasma (the center is too far way to make a profit).
Ahhh.... if only the world would be so kind as to drop a wad of fat cash into my lap. Which reminds me of a joke.
A few weeks back Savannah & I were driving along, chatting it up, and somehow we got on the topic of prostitution. She asked me if I would ever pay for sex, and how much (back when I still had my v-card).
I told her this:
If you were a hooker, and god himself decended from the heavens, handed me a sack filled with $10,000, and said "Do with this money what you will." An hour later I would be happy and broke, and god would be pissed.