Wow, it's been a while...
No, seriously, it's been a while since I've posted anything here.
I guess that's because I've been busy with school and life.
Speaking of which, something funny happened the other day.
When I got to school, my hair was a mess because I'd left my scrunchie at home and drove with the windows down. I asked my friend if I could borrow her hairbrush. After brushing my hair, she holds it up with a horrified expression. There were a lot of long red hairs trailing from the brush... my hairs. She looks at me and says, "What are you, a cat?!"
The other people we were sitting with marveled at the brush. Then this one guy who was sitting with us flings the brush onto the table with a yelp and says, "One of them wrapped around my wrist!" Everyone kinda looked at the brush with creeped out expressions, and I couldn't help but laugh. My friend tells me to clean out her brush, and so I do.
I rolled the loose hair into a ball and set it on the table. Everyone else starts freaking out at this point saying they saw it move after I put it down. At this point I'm nearly falling out of my seat with laughter. They're all freaking out, saying they've never seen anything like it before. I tell them that shedding like that is normal for me and that I have dozens of hair wads just like that in my bedroom from when I clean out my own hairbrush.
At this point one of them gets up and leaves, terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought, and the others just stare on in horror. I pick it up by one of the longer strands trailing off from it and a couple of them yelp. Then I start laughing and drop it, causing the rest of them to shout as it disappears under the table onto the floor. My friend who let me borrow her brush crushes the hair ball under her boot several times saying, "Die die die die die die DIE!!!" Then she looks at me and says, "You know this means I'm never coming over to your house, right? Just that one scared the shit out of me, and you said there's MORE?!"
I guess that's because I've been busy with school and life.
Speaking of which, something funny happened the other day.
When I got to school, my hair was a mess because I'd left my scrunchie at home and drove with the windows down. I asked my friend if I could borrow her hairbrush. After brushing my hair, she holds it up with a horrified expression. There were a lot of long red hairs trailing from the brush... my hairs. She looks at me and says, "What are you, a cat?!"
The other people we were sitting with marveled at the brush. Then this one guy who was sitting with us flings the brush onto the table with a yelp and says, "One of them wrapped around my wrist!" Everyone kinda looked at the brush with creeped out expressions, and I couldn't help but laugh. My friend tells me to clean out her brush, and so I do.
I rolled the loose hair into a ball and set it on the table. Everyone else starts freaking out at this point saying they saw it move after I put it down. At this point I'm nearly falling out of my seat with laughter. They're all freaking out, saying they've never seen anything like it before. I tell them that shedding like that is normal for me and that I have dozens of hair wads just like that in my bedroom from when I clean out my own hairbrush.
At this point one of them gets up and leaves, terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought, and the others just stare on in horror. I pick it up by one of the longer strands trailing off from it and a couple of them yelp. Then I start laughing and drop it, causing the rest of them to shout as it disappears under the table onto the floor. My friend who let me borrow her brush crushes the hair ball under her boot several times saying, "Die die die die die die DIE!!!" Then she looks at me and says, "You know this means I'm never coming over to your house, right? Just that one scared the shit out of me, and you said there's MORE?!"