GODAIME HOKAGE, I WILL KILL YOU SOMEDAY, UN! Why do you have a piece of shit scroll full of horribly scribbled pigs labeled "TOP SECRET" anyway, hmmm?! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE WRONG MEMBER OF THE AKATSUKI, UN!
With love,
Dei-chan, un!
The scroll was a fake, un. Should I have checked it back in Konoha, hmmm? Location of the Yondaime's scroll still unknown. Will new mission be assigned, hmmm?
Sasori-danna! I never want to team with Gill Face again, un! Let's go out and eat pocky before Leader-sama hears about the mission failure and kills me, my treat, hmmm?